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Author Topic: My bio of Mario.  (Read 1828 times)

Shlanimitrini

« on: July 04, 2002, 04:53:59 PM »
Mario is a big fat plumber who is 10% lucky. Unfortunatly, Bowser is 9% lucky so Mario always wins. He is a stupid person who sits down moping for 5 seconds when something touches him. Boo Mario, Go Bowser!

Go Mario!
Go Mario!

Toddathon

« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2002, 08:17:21 AM »
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Screech

« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2002, 09:16:52 AM »
First of all, mario is not fat.  take a look at him in ssbm. He is the same as luigi. second of all, mario is only as lucky as the person playing. third of all, when does he mope for five seconds?

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CashCrazed

« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2002, 09:55:45 AM »
I guess Nintendo decided to put Mario on a diet after that pregnant look on SMA. They needed him to stay lean for SMS. After that he'll most likely pack on the pounds again, but they made him give up his seven-meals-a-day-at-Burger-King habits so we could see him jump more than 2 inches off the ground.
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite
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