And since animals are anthropomorphic in Mario's universe, they age the same as humans. So, when the DK from DK Arcade went into that universe, he was already old. Get it?
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In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people.
Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out.