Author Topic: Where do they come from? (Read 4411 times)

SpaceLuigi · « **on:** February 17, 2003, 06:49:17 PM »

I couldn't help but wonder a simple question as I was surfing the Mariopedia. Bowser has seven kids... who is their mother?

A perplexed Spaceluigi

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King Boo · « **Reply #1 on:** February 17, 2003, 09:15:31 PM »

Maybe it was Peach...Marioligists arent sure just yet.Maybe email shigeru miyamoto about it?

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?

Insane Steve · « **Reply #2 on:** February 17, 2003, 09:20:08 PM »

I'm almost sure they aren't all of the same mother. As sure as I can be for a story that isn't even real, anyways.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #3 on:** February 17, 2003, 10:40:30 PM »

I most certainly isn't Peach.
I don't think they would be biologically compatible, anyway.
I think Steve may be right...

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

kamikaze koopa · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2003, 04:56:27 AM »

I always thought they were created magically. Like maybe Bowser decided that he needed an heir (or seven) and had Kamek "clone" him or something.

SpaceLuigi · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2003, 10:29:27 PM »

My my my. Biology and now genetics... what a mystery it is. Maybe I'll post a story about it... and I have to agree with Steve. I don't think mammals and lizards can interbreed, it just wouldn't work.

Spaceluigi

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Watoad · « **Reply #6 on:** February 19, 2003, 10:16:59 PM »

Mario games are rated "E for Everyone." Interbreeding, genetics, and the details that are involved with conception are not part of them. You are reading things into Mario games that aren't actually there when you consider such things.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2003, 10:38:48 PM »

Yes, but our overcivilized minds demand an answer.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Fifth · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2003, 11:53:10 PM »

I think the best explanation I've heard came from Roy Koopa (a board member who used to post a while back.)

It was basically that, a while after Yoshi's Island had occurred, the storcks thought that they would try to get back at Bowser for hijacking the stork and intercepting a delivery. So they planned to send him the most nasty, bratty, troublesome kids that they could manage - seven of them! - to teach him a lesson.
So, these seven Koopa Kids soon arrived at Bowser's doorstep, and the storks' plan backfired horribly. He loved their loathesome traits, and willingly raised them.

Go Moon!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #9 on:** February 20, 2003, 05:30:37 PM »

Q: What's this about lizards not being compatible with humans, eh?

A: Libel

Insane Steve · « **Reply #10 on:** February 20, 2003, 09:10:37 PM »

I like Fifth's explanation. Stupid storks. Hahaha.

(Sorry, nothing more I can add to this post.)

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2003, 12:59:23 AM »

Heheheheheheheheheheh.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.