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Mario Master

« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2003, 06:19:22 AM »
Gooby blooby snarrrrr!

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.
Yoshi likes to dance in his backwards saddle!

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2003, 11:55:13 PM »
Q decided to check on things in the distant past, but he was run out of town by people he didn't know.
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2003, 07:40:50 AM »
It was Mario Master and his Gang of Nonsence-Speakers!
"Glooby globby glib!" they shouted angrily, running toward Q with torches.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2003, 10:49:19 PM »
Q willed himself to the end of time, and there he met The Guru of Time, Crono, and the rest of the Chrono Trigger party.
That was a joke.

Dr. Mario

« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2003, 01:58:27 PM »
Then Q ran home to get his big brother to beat up the bad people.

Jman

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« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2003, 11:11:12 AM »
Then all the Mario characters found themselves at the All star game.  It was 5-1, The national League was leading the A.L.
Then, Garret Anderson of the Anaheim Angels hit a homerun that clocked Wario upside the head.  Wario started saying nonsensical things and making up unreal words like "I ated my dinnerer."  They made a song about it called: "Wario went nsane at the All star game."  And that was Avril Lavigne's next big hit.

 The master of multiplayer Mario games: You''re looking at him right now!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Dr. Mario

« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2003, 02:43:27 PM »
Then Wario went sane.

Mario Maniac

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« Reply #37 on: August 01, 2003, 10:47:38 AM »
After the baseball game, Luigi took Mario and Wario out to a cartoon studio, where Ren and Stimpy were making their new cartoon on TNN. Stimpy yelled at the top of his lungs, "I AM STUPID!" Mario, Luigi, and Wario watched with delight as Ren took out a giant hammer and bashed Stimpy on the head, causing his eyes to fall back into his skull. Mario and Luigi both laughed at the insane joke. But Wario went into the recording room where Ren and Stimpy were and interrupted the recording session. "Ah ha ha ha! I am the master at jokes and pranks! I can be in your cartoon too!"

Ren looked at Stimpy, who looked at Mario and Luigi on the other side of the recording booth. The director then spoke to Ren in the loudspeaker "Get this fatso outta here!" Ren gadly obliged as he knocked Wario unconcious with a 10-ton safe. Ren then tossed Wario out the window nearby. Wario fell into a huge spinning vortex and was transported to Hyrule.

Stimpy was curious as to what had just happened, so he jumped out of the window and also fell into the swirling vortex. Mario and Luigi shrugged their shoulders and followed Stimpy into the alternate dimension.

Ren sat in the recording booth, confused. He decided that it was too boring to stay in this world without his friend Stimpy, so he also jumped out the window into the swirling vortex.

The vortex transported them all into Hyrule, where Link was resting peacefully while watching his horse Epona eat some grass by a lake. Link quickly sat up as the vortex opened up and deposited the characters into his universe.
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don't like Nintendo obviously don't like video games.

Markio

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« Reply #38 on: August 01, 2003, 08:45:49 PM »
Upon seeing Link, Mario and Luigi ran into the convieniently located swamp where they met two seventeen-foot-tall crocodiles named crocodillian and crocodillius, ingeniusly nicknamed Dillon and Dillus.  After Luigi explained what happened, a meteor fell out of the sky and split in two upon impact, and a fairy fell out.  The fairy saw Mario, and said," It is to this italian man I present this magical milk bottle.  Make a wish, hit yourself on the head with it, and the wish will come true."  As Oprah Winfrey had predicted, Mario had wished Luigi, Dillon, Dillus, and himself, back to where and when they had come from.

Hamster Sauce!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Mario Maniac

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« Reply #39 on: August 19, 2003, 02:29:38 PM »
Ren looked at Stimpy, wondering why they were left behind.

"You idiot! You didn't follow them back!"

Uh, sorry Ren,. we're not even supposed to be in this story..." Stimpy replied confused.

Ren smacked Stimpy across the face and scolded him as usual.

Meanwhile, back in the Mushroom Kingdom...
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don't like Nintendo obviously don't like video games.

very_shy_guy29

« Reply #40 on: August 21, 2003, 06:45:06 PM »
The mushroom kingdom was taken over by- EVIL CARE BEARS!  Everyone was just about to die when freindly monkey's with canadian accents saved the day! (I am not prejudice towards canadians.  Sory if I offended anyone.  One of my favorite shows is Degrassi.  Hey, did anyone see the on when Paige got raped?)

When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?

Markio

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« Reply #41 on: August 21, 2003, 06:57:26 PM »
(I love Degrassi!)

Relish is at your command!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Markio

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« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2003, 01:09:08 PM »
Unfortunately, Tender Heart, Brave Heart Lion, and Truthful Heart Elephant(real characters!) survived and gave Bowser three wishes...

Relish is at your command!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."
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