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WarpRattler

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« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2004, 06:55:16 PM »
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

Nameneko

« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2004, 08:03:45 PM »
On a butcher knife:
"Keep out of reach of children"

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2004, 02:00:00 PM »
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2004, 02:02:31 PM »
The above was ment as a joke, not as an insult to Markio or anyone.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2004, 03:54:10 PM »
What's so insulting about yellow bunnies? (jk).

Edited by - Markio on 5/16/2004 2:56:57 PM

"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Mr. Wiggles

« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2004, 05:26:26 PM »
Once there were 4 people on a plane. they were Governer Arnold, The Pope, a little boy and George W Bush. The plane started to malfunction and the pilot told them that there are only 3 parachutes so they have to decide who will live. Governer Arnold says "I am the governer of California and they need me" so he jumps out. President Bush says "I am the greatest and most intelligent president the United States has ever had" so he jumps out. The Pope bends down and tells the little boy "Son, I have lived my life and it's time for you to live yours. go on and jump" The little boy says "But Pope, we can both save ourselves" The Pope asks "how?" The little boy says "The most intelligent president of the United States took my Backpack instead of a parachute"

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"you know what I''m doing right now? Giving you the finger."
"John,I''m poor, I''m Blind, and I run a newstand in the back of a coffee shop. God gave me the finger way before you ever did."
~ Becker & Jake in a conversation
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

Lizard Dude

« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2004, 03:58:57 PM »
If only you and dead people can read hex, how many people can read hex?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Fifth

  • Quadruped
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2004, 05:34:12 PM »
You've already asked that one, and I've already answered it.

I'll put the answer iside the alt of this little image.

deae people



Go Moon!

Edited by - Fifth on 5/27/2004 4:34:55 PM

Go Moon!

Lizard Dude

« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2004, 05:36:10 PM »
I applaud your spoiler prevention method. I once made a tiny image myself, but not for that reason.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Vidgmchtr

« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2004, 05:55:47 PM »
Why do people park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

GiftedGirl

« Reply #40 on: May 28, 2004, 09:22:40 AM »
Why did the camera cross the road?

To get to Walmart in a 'flash'.

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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Ok. *presses key*

COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario
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