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Luigison

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« on: October 01, 2004, 06:54:56 PM »
On an AM talk radio station I sometime listen to on my hour long drive home they had a pet psycic today.  I called in and made up a story about I fake dog that I said was older and had become less active, eats less, and walked with its head down.  The psychic told me that she had the sense that my dog had arthritis and that I should take it to a vet.  I then told her that I was skeptical about her being a psychic, decribed what I thought was really happening then told her that I did not have a dog.  Her reply was for me to call her back after I had taken him to the vet.

Since, I made up the story, and told her I did not have a dog why did she tell me to take it to the vet?
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MEGAߥTE

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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2004, 07:25:04 PM »
Better ask Ms. Cleo.

Red Paratroopa

« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2004, 07:28:29 PM »
Because non-existant dogs require the most attention. Kinda like how Snuffy became real.

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Markio

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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2004, 08:40:25 PM »
It could be a sarcastic joke.  Since you didn't have a dog, you wouldn't be able to take it to the vet, so you wouldn't call back after.

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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2004, 09:20:41 PM »
Still, that's a really cool story.

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Yoshisaurus Rex

« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2004, 09:55:34 PM »
Yeah, that was brilliant!  Who woulda thunk?  A dog that has problems but doesn't exist. ("Perhaps your dog just needs more love.  Then he will cease to be nothing and come to something")

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Luigison

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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2004, 08:49:17 AM »
In the story I made up and told the pet psychic I said my dogs name was Winston Churchill, but we called him Winnie.  Maybe my invisible dogs name should be Bob since "Bob does not exist."
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Yoshisaurus Rex

« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2004, 10:54:10 AM »
Or maybe you could say that your pet dinosaur, Yoshi, has been feeeling very sick recently and vomiting lots of berry juice.  I'd like to see what she would say to that.

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Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/2/2004 9:55:10 AM
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