*runs on stage and grabs a microphone* "Hey! We're the Mario Bros. and plumbins' our game! We're not like da others who get all da fame! If you think you're in trouble you can call us on the double! We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers! Uh! Ha-hooked on the brothers. Gibby-gibby-goo-gibby... uh, why is everyone staring at me like that? Let's see you do better! *drops mike and walks away*
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!