Mario Bloopers

[Latias Dita]

Here's another! For M&L:SS after Bowletta 'kidnaps' Peach,w ho is really Luigi.:

Mario: "I hope Luigi will be alright."
Luigi: "I'm right here?"
Mario: "Huh? But wasn't that you?"
Luigi: "I managed to find someone else"
Mario: "Who?"

On board the Koopa Kruser (or whatever it's called):

Bowletta: *Taking off imposter Peach's wig* "You're not Princess Peach! What are you doing here?"
Daisy: "Luigi, I'm gonna kill you if I get the chance!"

 Random Anime Quote:
"Dita... let''s go!"--Hibiki Tokai. Vandread Second Stage episode 13.

[SuperSonic_Yoshi]

The Blooper joke was why I wrote (not the octopi) in the title of my old blooper topic.

[Ultima Shadow]

*Super Mario is facing off against Mouser in SMB2*

Mario: Get ready to die!
Mouser: Squeak.
Mario: I can't fight you! You're just a mouse.
Mouser: A-HA! I'm not just a mouse! I can throw bombs!
*Throws bomb at Mario, who shrinks to his regular state*
Mouser: Tricked you!
*Mario throws bombs back at Mouser, who is on his last stage before Mario defeats him*
Mouser: *Sniff* I was just following orders. I mean, I hate frogs like that moronic Wart!
Mario: Why am I fighting? I mean, this whole game is just a dream! If I die, I can just wake up!
Mouser: How'd you know that?
Mario: Gamefaqs.com.
Mouser: *Sniff* I'm too young to die! I mean, why can't we all just get along?
*Mario and Mouser start crying*
Mario: Let's stop the fighting!
*Mario and Mouser put their arms around each other's shoulders*
Mouser: I'm leaving my bombs here, and starting my life as a plumber!
Mario: I can help you!
Mouser: Together, we can unclog all of the toilets in the world!
*Wario sneaks up behind them, and grabs a bomb. He throws it at Mario and Mouser, who both die. Their coins are left on the ground.*
Wario: MONEY! Oh, how I missed you!
*Luigi walks up to him*
Luigi: This is just a dream, you know. You can't get this money. Just a dream...
Wario: NOO!!
*Toad walks up to Wario, and speaks in a gruff voice that doesn't suit him*
Toad: ...a very, very disturbing dream!

Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.