Wario Exercises

[BP]

Wario: Hey, Waluigi. I found this rolled up thing outside.
Waluigi: That’s the Newspaper, stupid.
W: I want breakfast!
3 minutes later
WL: What the H*** are you eating?
W: I had a sudden craving for Pork fat, Crisco, cottage cheese, cherries, and lard.
WL: That’s disgusting!
W: What?
WL: Cherries? Bleah!
W: Chomp chew gulp
CRACK!
W: Huh? How did I get on the floor?
WL: Great job, you broke another chair. Throw it in the pile.
W: Chomp chew gulp
CRACK!
WL: Great, now we have to have the floor repaired.
25 minutes later
W: burp, sneeze, fart.
WL: Wario, you need to start exercising.
W:  Shut the h*** up!
WL: It’s true, you fatty!
W: * pokes himself * jiggle jiggle. Maybe you’re right…
WL: Here’s a card I picked up from a place that I implore that you go to. You can go at 4 today.
W: 4? That gives plenty of time for another snack!
4 pm
Wario: Won’t you please come with me?
Waluigi: If I exercise at all, I’ll disappear. Go on, lose a couple hundred pounds.
W: Sniffle… thank you for the motivation.
Wario had a little trouble entering but noticed that everyone else was obese, but not like Wario. Dodo from SMRPG was there, Gourmet Guy from PM was there, Heff T. from PMTTYD was there.
Gourmet Guy: Wow! I have so much more self-confidence now!
Wario: Shut your noise tube!
Instructor: Shut up you fatties! I see we have another hopelessly fat appendage in our group today. What is your name, glutton?
W: …
I: If you have anything to say, SAY IT NOW!!!
W: Squeak!
I: I see. You are now going to do 3 push ups. GO!
W:  One… T-two… ughh…
I: I understand. You are a hopeless idiot. Remain at the back with the other hopeless ones.
6 hours later
W: Aaaah, I feel great! I could fit through the door! Holy s***! There’s a skinny guy in yellow and purple where my mirror used to be! Oh god, that’s me!!! Double holy s***! There’s a fat guy in purple and black where my lard snacks used to be!
 picture here: http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=beforeafter1dm.png
WL: I… ate one of your lard snacks and my belly shot out from nowhere! Apparently, any food you touch makes someone fat!
W: Maybe that’s why I was fired from my job at the restaurant…
To be continued (When I used enter, it didn't work on the actual post.)

Edited by - Bird Person on 9/25/2005 10:22:23 PM

[PaperLuigi]

LMAO. Wario's so fat that when he walked past the T.V Waluigi missed 3 hours of his program.

"And I realized a chyojin doesn''t need useless power. What''s Important and surpasses power is spirit....." Buffaloman from Kinnikuman.

[BP]

Wario: Sniff sniff... what is that?
*reaches ito one of Waluigi's new rolls of lipids*
W: Wow! another lard snack!
Waluigi: Wario, noooo!
W: Chomp ka-sproing! Oh no, I'm as big as a house again!

Overnight, Wario slept on the floor (he'd broken his bed so many times before that he couldn't afford new ones anymore)and Waluigi couldn't fit through his bedroom door so he slept on the couch (and broke it). The next morning...

Wario: Yaaawn. I want some breakfast. Crack- I can't move! I must have pulled every muscle in my bulbous body yesterday.
Waluigi: Huh? Last night this couch had legs.
W: Hey toothpick! Make me some breakfast!

Waluigi noticed that this was his chance to poison Wario and stop him from draining the fridge.

Wario: Wow, It looks delicious!
Waluigi: {I don't know, I've never had cyanide before.)
W: Was there something you wanted to say?
WL: Ha ha, no.
W: Chomp smack...

At first it seemed to be working, but...


Waluigi: Eeeh!
Wario: Woah, wonderful!
Waluigi: You must die! And I guess I need exercise now.

Moral: If you feed your stupid slob of a brother cyanide, it might make him twice as fat.

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?

Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.

[PaperLuigi]

Wario's morals include stupidity, food and....food. Yup, that's Wario's life.

"And I realized a chyojin doesn''t need useless power. What''s Important and surpasses power is spirit....." Buffaloman from Kinnikuman.

[smfan1085]

First picture.

Second picture.

Edited by - smfan1085 on 9/27/2005 8:33:28 PM