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Author Topic: Mario and I vs. Anything (Non RPG)  (Read 3342 times)

« on: January 10, 2006, 07:03:31 PM »
Due to my last topic failing, I decided to continue my story with no Battles. But it will still have my party members.

PROLOUGE

I was looking on the internet and typed "Mario Haters" in search. I saw many links about people saying that Mario sucks. My anger has risen too much and I destroyed my computer. I remember watching an episode of Andy Milonakis and remembered seeing him go through his T.V. Being the copycat I am, I went inside my monitor. To my suprise, I was in a global dimension of many things that are unanswered. The last website I went to was Mario Haters related, so I saw some "Gangstas" beating up Mario. I kicked all of them but then they started decking me. Luckily, Mario had enough time to activate a starman. He defeated all the people, and I met up with him.
"Mamamia, you've been beaten very badly.
"I'll be okay.
I got back up and asked Mario what he was doing".
"I was taking a walk and I saw a sign that said:"Mario, get ready for anything". Then I was attacked. So my point is, anything could rise up and attack so be on your guard".
"Mind if I lend a hand"?
"Sure. I'll need all the help I can get".
"All right. Our journey will start n..." Uh, what is your goal anyway Mario"?
"Oh, my apologies. I found a letter in my mailbox. It said, "Come here." Then directions to here were listed. Then those gangsters said, "You'll never defeat the 3 evil guardians! And that's all I can remember.
"Any idea where they are?"
Not really. We can ask some of the villagers about them."
"So let's go to the village."


u r here      -----
XXXXX       /      \     GOAL
X   X      /        \   OOOOO
X 0 X-----           \  O ! O
X   X                   O ! O
XXXXX                   OOOOO

Our journey has begun!

While we were walking, we saw some great combat from these 2 people which we do not know. We saw them strategically defeat 5 goombas and walked up to us. Luigi Simpson and PaperLuigi joined our team. They would be great additions to our team. So we started to journey to our first destination, Yoshi's Island.
"Why are we going to Yoshi's Island?" Said PaperLuigi?
“The village is hidden in the sand.” I said.
“So it’s under Yoshi’s Island?” Said Luigi Simpson.
“Precisely.” Said Mario.
We continued to journey on, but then those Newgrounds members that enjoyed killing Mario cheaply ambushed us.

We weren't in the mood so we defeated them in one swoop.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2006, 07:07:06 PM by Aarom11 »

« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2006, 07:26:28 PM »
Nice job, can't wait for more! Are you going to let more people join the story as you go along?
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2006, 08:19:31 PM »
Oh yeah, I remeber that topic! Mind if I go bump it? Just kidding. Mabey Yoshisaurus Rex could be put into the story? He's a great guy, so he'd be a good addition.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2006, 09:49:31 PM »
Ha, nice Andy Milonkis overtones.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2006, 09:49:52 PM »
Am I still in it?
I'm a horrible person.

« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2006, 06:23:22 PM »
Yeah, Just changed you to BLF1.0

« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2006, 08:14:10 PM »
Is anyone reading this? because if not, I just don't know what to do.

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2006, 12:15:56 AM »
I'm reading it...just waiting for another chapter...(hint, hint).
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

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