(Be prepared for major Homestar Runner references...)
I've been transported to a new world and the things around me are just plain weird. Suddenly, my favorite cartoon character walks up and says, "Hi, I'm Homestaw Wunnew." We do some walking around when all of a sudden The Cheat puts some matches on my toes and lights 'em up. "Yow!" I scream. Then, for no reason, Homestar says "Thewe's little BUGS on the cawpet!" so Strong Bad says "I guess we shouldn't tell him about the little things crawlin' aroung on him."