Speaking of Timber, that reminds me: I HATE when games have completely unbalanced characters. For instance, Timber is strictly better than all the other middle-weights. Why? Why do this? I have to pick Timber, otherwise I'll feel retarded. I want to pick Diddy! Is this supposed to be like difficulty level or something? Star Fox Assault multi had this stupid problem as well ("I get to be Star Wolf. NO, I get to be Star Wolf..."). And don't even get me started on T.T. True, he was horrifically godly in the original DKR too, but you had to be a god of kart racing to unlock him. Seriously. But now, he's still ultra and EZ to unlock.
/facepalm