Author Topic: Worst ways to die in real life (Read 37566 times)

The Chef · « **Reply #15 on:** March 15, 2007, 04:55:22 PM »

Something better: Being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #16 on:** March 15, 2007, 05:31:30 PM »

Getting killed by PeeWee Herman.

BP · « **Reply #17 on:** March 15, 2007, 05:33:25 PM »

-Starvation
-Being emo
-Anything that's ever happened in a Final Destination movie
-Nintendo withdrawl

SushieBoy · « **Reply #18 on:** March 15, 2007, 05:52:56 PM »

Quote from: Bird Person on March 15, 2007, 05:33:25 PM

-Anything that's ever happened in a Final Destination movie

Beat me to it :D

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #19 on:** March 15, 2007, 05:56:49 PM »

Fried by a tanning bed, decapitated by an elevator and blown to bits by a flying barbed-wire fence...............pretty bad if you ask me.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #20 on:** March 15, 2007, 06:03:46 PM »

Head being smashed by car motor, crashing out of a plane, strapped to your seat, crushed by chunk of glass, stabbed in the eye....... Wait, how is that fatal? It's just like chopping off a hand, painful, but not fatal.

CrzyFlmngMnkyHead · « **Reply #21 on:** March 15, 2007, 06:58:49 PM »

- Jumping in front of a car because you think you have super powers
- Overdosing on childrens' multivitamins

Meh.

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #22 on:** March 15, 2007, 10:19:04 PM »

Backwards

Suffix · « **Reply #23 on:** March 15, 2007, 10:23:17 PM »

Whoa, it's Red Paratroopa, and he said something cryptic.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #24 on:** March 16, 2007, 03:09:54 AM »

- A bullet slowly ramming itself into your head (X-Men)
- Having a high fever, tonsillitis, and the chicken pox and dying a slow and painful death.
- Being raped then killed.

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #25 on:** March 16, 2007, 01:19:48 PM »

I think being buried alive beats every horrible death.

The Chef · « **Reply #26 on:** March 16, 2007, 01:52:58 PM »

Dying of any sickness seems pretty bad. It's slow and painful.

Kojinka · « **Reply #27 on:** March 16, 2007, 03:16:32 PM »

"You got a healthy baby boy"
"Your baby boy got a common cold. Shouldn't be a big problem"
"Your baby boy died of the common cold"

These may have been paraphrased a little.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #28 on:** March 16, 2007, 03:51:33 PM »

That dude in X-Men didn't die.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #29 on:** March 16, 2007, 06:34:08 PM »

Quote from: Chupperson Weird on March 16, 2007, 03:51:33 PM

That dude in X-Men didn't die.

I know, but it would have been a slow and painful death if he had punctured his brain with it.