I'm what you get when you add 13 + 1. Four more years'n' I'll be gamblin' in Vegas.
EDT: Make that seven. I keep forgetting about the legal gambling age in Las Vegas. O, the pain of three more years than expected.
It's not like I'm-a go gamble my house, wife, food, clothes, etc. or something in Vegas, it's just because I like gambling and I like cards, mainly 5-card Poker/Stud, Blackjack, Texas Hold 'Em, and Speed. Plus, I could wear cool black sunglasses and be Joe Cool.