Author Topic: The Dirty Chips (Read 15943 times)

Tendo · « **on:** June 22, 2007, 07:37:12 PM »

We start our story off in a cuboard. There was a bag of 75 cent chips hiding behind a pineapple. Mario on a diet pulled the pineapple out and saw the las bag of chips in the house.
"Oooh! Cheese flavor!"
The chips were green. He thought they were like that because he seen shrek on the front. He Munched away happily. Later he decided he had urges. He went to his closet and got his best video and ravioli which smelled like ravioli. He put it on and got busy forgetting Luigi was still in the room.
"Ahhhh! That's Nasty!" said Luigi.
"It's Natural!" Mario said placing his hands on his plate.
"I know! I was watching the whole time and realized your noodles is green!"
Mario looked down and to his terror it was lime green. Noone said anything until it evaporated. Suddenly they heard a rumble. Wario was in the bushes outside having an intelligent talk with some Asian pool Boy.
"Wahhhhhhhh!" said Wario as He ejected into the Pool boy's house.
Mario's noodles grew into the Green Goblin and it punched Wario in the head.
"OW!" Wario screamed. "I'll Kill You!"
He grabbed the goblin and Choked it Till it threw up all over Wario. Then a glass of OJ Came out the bushes and made everybody healthy and saved evreybody
THE END

mod edit: spoiler tags added to protect the innocent

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:38:24 PM »

Holy....

If I was a mod, I'd have your butt outta here fast. You are a sick, twisted individual.

Area 64 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:40:40 PM »

Wow, Tendo, I almost thought you were mature.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:41:58 PM »

Only someone with huge problems would write about something so disgusting.

Tendo · « **Reply #4 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:44:14 PM »

I Felt I should share this. If you want your names in it say something

Area 64 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:45:02 PM »

Just shut up and get banned already.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #6 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:45:35 PM »

What [edit] is wrong with you? I don't want my name in this disgusting story!

~Dude, stop being a hypocrite, getting on everyone else's case when you, yourself, are breaking the rules. ~Sapph

Tendo · « **Reply #7 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:46:42 PM »

Sorry! I don't know your limits!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #8 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:47:19 PM »

My limits? This story is against the rules. It is gross, and obviously, you have some problems if you think that we'd enjoy something like this.

Tendo · « **Reply #9 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:48:52 PM »

I have ADHD! I have problems! Leave me alone Yor special people hater!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #10 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:49:28 PM »

I don't hate special people sir. I dislike disgusting stories.

Besides, I didn't even know you had ADHD.

Tendo · « **Reply #11 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:50:04 PM »

Well I like them! SIR!

reefhead · « **Reply #12 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:50:17 PM »

you sick pervert take this crap off, or else

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #13 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:50:32 PM »

Quote from: Tendo on June 22, 2007, 07:50:04 PM

Well I like them! SIR!

Well they don't belong here.

Area 64 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:51:46 PM »

You've got the right idea, reefhead, but bypassing censors is very prohibited. I'd edit it quickly so you don't end up in the same boat as Tendo.