Author Topic: The corrupted wish game (Read 66414 times)

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #105 on:** December 05, 2007, 09:07:08 PM »

Yet nothing is gain, nice use of a wish.

I wish for popcorn.

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #106 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:21:03 AM »

You get Adam West with a bag of creamed corn complaining about how movie creamed corn is too crunchy. (Did anyone else see that episode of Family Guy?)

I wish J.D. from scrubs was my best friend since Dr. Cox couldn't because that wish was corrupted earlier.

Rao · « **Reply #107 on:** December 06, 2007, 12:28:42 PM »

Some dude named Joe Davis shows up with some sponges and tells you to start cleaning his bathtub.

I wish I were a member on the Smurof Ignuf.

Glorb · « **Reply #108 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:07:11 PM »

Instead, your letter, simply saying "Make me a member", is sent to the French Foreign Legion by accident, which is not what you wanted at all.

I wish for...*acgk*

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #109 on:** December 06, 2007, 04:47:31 PM »

You get pwn'd

I wish I can punt a small animal.

Quote from: Rao on December 06, 2007, 12:28:42 PM

Some dude named Joe Davis shows up with some sponges and tells you to start cleaning his bathtub.

I wish I were a member on the Smurof Ignuf.

Can I still call him J.D.?

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #110 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:43:00 PM »

instead you kick a big guy named Hawakajuan. Good wish Johnny_Macho

I wish I knew Johnny_Macho more.

Glorb · « **Reply #111 on:** December 16, 2007, 09:45:55 AM »

Instead, he calls the police on your sorry butt for knowing too much...or something.

I wish I didn't have this effin' song stuck in my effin' head!

megamush · « **Reply #112 on:** December 23, 2007, 02:27:49 PM »

Quote from: Johnny_Macho on November 09, 2007, 04:42:13 PM

Instead you get pwn'd by sp@m mail.

I wish for los huevos frios con queso en el desayuno . (ha! an Italian speaking Spanish! how great)

you want cold balls with cheese?
Intead you get warm balls with no cheese!

I wish that famous!

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #113 on:** December 23, 2007, 02:54:23 PM »

Quote from: megamush on December 23, 2007, 02:27:49 PM

you want cold balls with cheese?
Intead you get warm balls with no cheese!

No, It's "I want Fries eggs with cheese." Anyway,

instead You get that stuff with cheese.

I wish for six turtle doves, not two, six! Because a turtle dove is a turtle and A dove mixed together so it's a flying turtle! Awsome!

Rao · « **Reply #114 on:** December 23, 2007, 03:15:42 PM »

You get a band of kazoo-playing monkeys to serenade you all night long.

I wish for dang old public radio.

Robert · « **Reply #115 on:** December 23, 2007, 08:39:31 PM »

Public radio makes a comeback, but no one cares, since the internet has filled the void radio had made.

I wish for peace on Earth

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #116 on:** December 24, 2007, 10:15:38 AM »

instead you get peace on mars.

I wish my name was robert.

Glorb · « **Reply #117 on:** December 24, 2007, 01:22:39 PM »

Instead, your name is Roberta, which is a GIRL'S NAME HAW HAW!

I wish someone would tape me doing something hi-larious and make it into a viral video.

megamush · « **Reply #118 on:** December 24, 2007, 01:25:40 PM »

Somebody tapes you, puts you on YouTube, then somebody that you know gets jeolous and destrays you!

I wish that I had a PSP

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #119 on:** December 24, 2007, 01:56:18 PM »

Instead you get an SPS (Super Portable Stump)

I wish for 5 things that have nothing to do with nothing doing with anything always.