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Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #285 on: May 27, 2009, 10:59:01 AM »
Quote from: ShadowBrain on May 25, 2009, 10:15:26 PM
Really, now.

What do DoA and DNA have in common?

They both have CG T&A.
Ha ha ah!  Awesome.  I'm currently studying the Personal Genome Project Study Guide in hopes of being in the next sequencing. 
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

A

« Reply #286 on: April 29, 2011, 05:55:07 PM »
Two guys see a dog licking itself.

The first guy says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The second guy says, "I think you should pet him first."
"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
1-800-COLLECT: SAVE A BUCK OR TWO!!

Lizard Dude

« Reply #287 on: April 29, 2011, 06:38:43 PM »
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

You walk him and pitch to the rhino.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #288 on: January 05, 2012, 12:13:50 AM »
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He ate his pizza before it was cool.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

RaceDrv709

« Reply #289 on: January 06, 2012, 09:05:37 PM »
A snake slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." "Why not?" asks the snake. "You can't hold your liquor."
"Follow me down to the valley below You know
Moonlight is bleeding from out of your soul Come to us, Lazarus It's time for you to go"

Tim Buckley

« Reply #290 on: January 09, 2012, 05:25:33 PM »
Losing my virginity was like the Holocaust.

It never happened.

Blaze the Fox

  • AmbitiousShade
« Reply #291 on: February 05, 2012, 04:20:17 PM »
A deserving bump.

If fire hydrants are filled with H20, what are they covered in?
Answer: K9P
"Oh, you haven't heard?  Because it was my understanding that everyone had heard."
"Heard what?"    "Brian don- A-b-b-bird bird bird, bird is the word!"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #292 on: December 09, 2012, 10:59:45 PM »
René Descartes walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Hey, you want a drink?"

Descartes says, "I think not," and vanishes.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #293 on: December 09, 2012, 11:12:40 PM »
Why was six afraid of seven?

Because the anthropomorphizing of numerical values is somehow plausible to you, the reader of this joke.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

They're two different words with two different meanings.  The real question should be how "vigilant" and "diligent" differ in meaning.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2012, 11:17:27 PM by Markio »
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."
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