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Author Topic: Mario's Family -- as explained by Japanese First Graders  (Read 12660 times)

Kojinka

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« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2008, 11:06:30 PM »
Regards, Uncle Dolan

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2008, 07:52:05 AM »
Kojinka's post nominated for MS Paint Family Tree of the Year.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Linkin800

  • Choppy words and a sloppy flow
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2008, 03:30:26 PM »
Lol! if Peach is Mario's sister does that mean Daisy is his sister to? And lol bowser being Mario's dad.
Time is repeating itself. Why you say? Look at the Wii and NES and you'll know why.

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2008, 03:32:28 PM »
I just found out that Toad is Mario and Peach's inbred child
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2008, 04:48:24 PM »
I hereby propose that henceforth the word of Japanese first graders take precedence over official word from Nintendo.
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2008, 05:05:42 PM »
I nominate this thread for Thread of the Year
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2008, 12:09:58 PM »
Can't wait to see the kids explain the Legend of Zelda timeline. Or how Diddy Kong is related to Donkey Kong. Considering the inconsistencies in some games (and Nintendo always giving some weak excuse to make it work - or just dodging the question altogether), any answer would be more probable than the excuses I hear. I remember someone sending a letter to Nintendo asking something about Bowser, I think who Morton was if one of Bowser's sons is Morton Jr. (either that or why Baby Bowser is suddenly Bowser's one kid), and Nintendo said something like "We tried to ask him, but we couldn't get close because he kept throwing bombs at us."
You didn't say wot wot.

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2008, 01:42:00 PM »
My attitude on the Zelda timeline is "Just shut up and enjoy the games"
I used to be kind of big on the timeline theories, but after finishing Twilight Princess, I thought, 'Screw it.  It's only going to get more confusing."
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2008, 05:30:49 PM »
And amusingly, Aonuma actually has the whole multiple timeline divergence thing planned out these days.
That was a joke.

« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2008, 09:11:50 PM »
I think who Morton was if one of Bowser's sons is Morton Jr.
I still say Morton is the Koopalings' mother.

And amusingly, Aonuma actually has the whole multiple timeline divergence thing planned out these days.
Which is why they should never plan anything.  Just let fan**** sort it all out.
CURSE YOU... SOMEBODY!

« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2008, 05:12:14 PM »
I just found out that Toad is Mario and Peach's inbred child

?
I'm also a YTPer.

« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2008, 06:15:48 AM »
So Mario's father is his arch enemy and his sister is his love interest.  Star Wars much?  ; )
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kirbyman

  • Tourette's
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2008, 03:37:04 PM »
Nice.

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2008, 05:43:32 PM »
LOL
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2008, 02:21:51 AM »
And somewhere along the way, Mario explains how he is his own grandpa?
CURSE YOU... SOMEBODY!

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