I'm sorry I don't really have time to read all those right now, but...
Fifth: Nice one... in an odd way. Could make a decent YouTube rap.
Reading: Sounds like a Sonic game theme song... (in a good way)
Deezer: The plot wasn't that bad... (but funny--the limerick, not the plot)
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As originally tested in the Random Song Thread, to the tune of R.E.M.'s bizarre hit...
It's the End of the Game as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
That’s great, it starts with the arcades,
Glitches and Polybius.
Electronics are killing us
E.T.’s in New Mexico
Atheistic Nintendo
Link’s on the CD-i
Why did Aeris have to die?
Mortal Kombat, Night Trap, one fun—nice? No.
ESRB’s here thanks to Joey L.; oh, well.
Capcom is on fire, Mega Man’s got seven games—yeah, but now he’s up for hire and they’re all just [dukar]e.
Felicia, Krystal, better hurry ‘cause there’s furries breathing down your neck.
Magazine reviewers baffled, steep, ugly lump.
“Hey, 3DO’s lame!” Fine then.
Pokemon overflow, half-thousand’s quite enough, but it won’t do.
Try it out, throw it out.
Devs serve their own needs,
Let your wallet just bleed.
Tell me that the patches and the delays don’t just bite—bite.
It’s teh uber gay, un-BA, flame, troll, Uwe Boll, feelin’ pretty dull.
It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it and I feel fine.
Six o’ clock—gaming hour.
Don’t go playing Deadly Towers.
Slash and gone, respawn, loading dragging on, on.
Lock-On cartridge Genesis and Stop ‘N Swap, GameCube links.
Every gimmick escalates. The AV cords incinerate.
32X now, Game.com now. Jaguar, Jaguar.
Watch the thing crash, crash.
Uh oh, now the Madden Curse—could be worse. No one’s yet in a hearse!
The Virtual, the Virtual, the Virtual Boy tries.
Teachers and my parents offer me alternatives and I decline.
It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it and I feel fine.
The Saturn hit stores out of place, Sega left the console race.
64 games get scorn.
Mass Effect’s not porn.
E3’s going stale, Jack Thompson and Sony ads.
Controller Phat, bad ports, Gizmondo, Wii!
It’s overpricing, overhyping, bugs, Hot Coffee, right? Right.
It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it and I feel fine…fine…
(It’s time I played some solo mode)
