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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #360 on: March 19, 2009, 06:44:05 PM »
The "jerk" was Link!
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

PaperLuigi

« Reply #361 on: March 19, 2009, 06:49:52 PM »
"DIE!" Ganon told Link.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Weegee

« Reply #362 on: March 19, 2009, 08:20:34 PM »
And so Link died.
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PaperLuigi

« Reply #363 on: March 19, 2009, 09:04:55 PM »
His soul went straight...
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Weegee

« Reply #364 on: March 19, 2009, 09:11:47 PM »
...to the nearest bar.
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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #365 on: March 19, 2009, 09:17:42 PM »
He haunted pool tables.

PaperLuigi

« Reply #366 on: March 19, 2009, 10:25:44 PM »
The bar tender got...
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #367 on: March 19, 2009, 11:32:58 PM »
...his profession cut apart.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #368 on: March 20, 2009, 07:46:44 AM »
Link's sword cut it.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Weegee

« Reply #369 on: March 20, 2009, 03:52:24 PM »
By "profession", we mean...
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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #370 on: March 20, 2009, 05:30:31 PM »
...his formerly healthy innards.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #371 on: March 21, 2009, 01:56:23 AM »
(And also his crotch.)
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #372 on: March 21, 2009, 05:57:15 AM »
Link also haunted beer.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

PaperLuigi

« Reply #373 on: March 21, 2009, 03:54:35 PM »
Wario drank some. He...
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Weegee

« Reply #374 on: March 21, 2009, 04:37:26 PM »
...became so thoroughly inebriated...
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