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« Reply #1050 on: August 27, 2009, 06:19:27 PM »
Search your feelings...you know it to be true.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #1051 on: August 27, 2009, 06:36:25 PM »
I'm sorry, is this Glorb thing supposed to be funny? Seems like a meme that came out of the blue.
You didn't say wot wot.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #1052 on: August 27, 2009, 09:11:25 PM »
guys
Guys
GUYS
I lost to dc804. Is there something wrong with me?
That was a joke.

« Reply #1053 on: August 27, 2009, 09:55:00 PM »
Absolutely not. As I've said before, he's the only one who's actually funny in this thread. If you were to laugh at any of the stuff anyone else posted in the last 70 pages, then you'd have problems.

« Reply #1054 on: August 27, 2009, 09:59:49 PM »
I suppose things are less funny in the *******ized, nega-nega-version of the forums you use.
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« Reply #1055 on: August 27, 2009, 11:27:06 PM »
Absolutely not. As I've said before, he's the only one who's actually funny in this thread. If you were to laugh at any of the stuff anyone else posted in the last 70 pages, then you'd have problems.
Really. Cool.


A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. “What’s wrong with you?”

In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”

The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Turner Brown!…Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around!!”
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1056 on: August 28, 2009, 11:18:12 AM »
I think I lost, but only because it reminded me of that one joke you posted about the guy destroying a jail cell with his penis.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #1057 on: August 28, 2009, 11:21:29 AM »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1058 on: August 28, 2009, 11:36:32 AM »
Dinner Blaster is better, but Robotnik and his Gameboy is a classic.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #1059 on: August 28, 2009, 03:38:41 PM »
I've lost to many of dc804's posts years before he made them.  Some of the recent original content was funny, but not LOL funny.  Though I did LQTM.  Keep up the good work dc804. 
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #1060 on: August 28, 2009, 04:44:24 PM »
I lost to TK's video and SB's non sequitur comment.
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« Reply #1061 on: August 28, 2009, 06:46:02 PM »
I've lost to many of dc804's posts years before he made them.  Some of the recent original content was funny, but not LOL funny.  Though I did LQTM.  Keep up the good work dc804. 
That is a challenge for me to post something original. And when I say original, I mean something you have not heard.

A man is driving his car when he accidentally honked the horn. The man says to his six year old daughter "that was a mistake."

"I know that" she says.

"How" her father replies.

"Because, you didn't say '****ER' after you honked the horn."
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #1062 on: August 29, 2009, 02:04:18 PM »
If she is indeed genetically mutated such that she has an eye in the back of her head, then I guess that she is genetically mutated and has an eye in the back of her head.

« Reply #1063 on: August 29, 2009, 02:36:20 PM »
Too British.
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1064 on: August 29, 2009, 02:52:33 PM »
The Mega Man head?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

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