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Author Topic: You Laugh, You Lose  (Read 297283 times)

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #1710 on: June 17, 2010, 05:59:43 PM »
In a small town in America, a person decided to open up his bar
business, which was right opposite to a church. The church & its
congregation started a campaign to block the bar from opening with
petitions and prayed daily against his business.

Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about toopen
a few days later, a strong lightning struck the bar and it was burnt to the
ground. The church folk were rather smug in their outlook after that till
the bar owner sued the church authorities for $2 million on the grounds
that the church through its congregation & prayers was ultimately
responsible for the demise of his bar shop, either through direct or
indirect actions or means.

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all
responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to the bar
shop's demise. In support of their claim they referred to the Benson study
at Harvard that inter-cessionary prayer had no impact !

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork
and at the hearing and commented:

'I don't know how I am going to decide this case, but it appears from the
paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and we
have an entire church and its devotees that doesn't.'
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #1711 on: June 17, 2010, 06:01:42 PM »
:D
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1712 on: June 17, 2010, 06:14:33 PM »
I won because that church is so incredibly stupid.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #1713 on: June 17, 2010, 10:43:13 PM »
I forgot to try not to laugh on that bug-eyed guy pic... and did.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #1714 on: June 17, 2010, 10:48:38 PM »
I'm not sure what you're implying with that...
Seriously?

And yeah, lost to bug-out-eyes guy.

Why can't I find a collection of bug-eye pics? Oh well.

Move over Epic Mickey, here comes epic Ricky:

« Last Edit: June 17, 2010, 10:56:29 PM by penguinwizard »
You didn't say wot wot.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #1715 on: June 19, 2010, 06:15:29 AM »
I'm not sure what you're implying with that...

He's implying you think all black men are outer space alien life forms from another planet in outer space who paralyze you with their gaze from their eyes and mutate your DNA into one of their own until you become an outer space alien life form from another planet in outer space just like what they are.
every

« Reply #1716 on: June 19, 2010, 01:09:00 PM »
Oh, but of course.

YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #1717 on: June 28, 2010, 01:35:45 PM »
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1718 on: June 29, 2010, 08:16:24 AM »
« Last Edit: July 03, 2010, 08:09:30 AM by Turtlekid1 »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #1719 on: July 03, 2010, 01:36:13 PM »
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #1720 on: July 07, 2010, 08:35:22 PM »
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1721 on: July 11, 2010, 06:24:49 AM »


Didn't have time to remove the last panel, Glorb.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1722 on: July 11, 2010, 12:30:33 PM »
I think it's funnier with the last panel. Almost lost.
You didn't say wot wot.

« Reply #1723 on: July 11, 2010, 12:42:31 PM »
For once, the final panel actually doesn't ruin it.
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #1724 on: July 11, 2010, 08:25:20 PM »
Aw hell, my blackberry doesn't display any pictures. **** my life :( :( :( :(
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