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Author Topic: You Laugh, You Lose  (Read 297176 times)

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #2160 on: June 29, 2011, 03:09:04 PM »


"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #2161 on: June 30, 2011, 01:22:46 PM »
Lost to swamp gas.
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #2162 on: June 30, 2011, 01:43:50 PM »


"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #2163 on: July 01, 2011, 08:23:59 PM »
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M A T T H E W
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« Reply #2164 on: July 02, 2011, 05:16:40 PM »
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #2165 on: July 02, 2011, 05:36:15 PM »
"Just lost"? You must have laughed pretty hard to go into a coma for two years.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #2166 on: July 02, 2011, 05:47:28 PM »
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Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #2167 on: July 03, 2011, 10:39:06 PM »
I lost to Colonel T and Batmaaaan
Regards, Uncle Dolan

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #2168 on: July 12, 2011, 10:20:41 AM »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Kimimaru

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« Reply #2169 on: July 12, 2011, 12:12:10 PM »
I lost.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #2170 on: July 12, 2011, 01:50:28 PM »
I didn't lose, but I felt a weird sense of vindication from seeing that yes, it is potentially confusing for people to name their children after a major deity.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2171 on: July 17, 2011, 03:00:15 PM »
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"Who's going to tell?" says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kph...

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleades the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license - and my job!" moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

"The Chief then asked, "Who do you have there, the mayor?"

"Bigger."

"A senator?"

"Bigger."

"The Prime Minister?"

"Bigger."

"Well, said the Chief, "who is it?"

"I think it's God!"

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious. "What makes you think it's God?"

"His chauffeur is the Pope!"
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #2172 on: July 17, 2011, 03:57:34 PM »
I lost after reading it backwards for some reason.
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #2173 on: July 18, 2011, 09:32:58 AM »
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #2174 on: July 18, 2011, 04:39:53 PM »
That poor man.
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

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