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ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #525 on: June 07, 2009, 08:01:02 AM »
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #526 on: June 07, 2009, 10:51:06 AM »





A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her ****ing appendix out!"
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #527 on: June 07, 2009, 12:08:20 PM »
Aw, they should have made a Kevin Bacon joke somewhere at least. Press the button and you get Kevin Bacon... get too much Kevin Bacon because he's been in every film under the sun.

An oldie, one of the modified versions of a certain picture from the Rayman Raving Rabbids commercial.
You didn't say wot wot.

Shyguy92

  • Ridicules
« Reply #528 on: June 07, 2009, 02:01:16 PM »
"it's always the present"

« Reply #529 on: June 07, 2009, 02:54:17 PM »
Your ki(n)d of late.

Story of my life. When was the last post in which I didn't make myself look like a dumb***? Really.

YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #530 on: June 07, 2009, 09:47:27 PM »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #531 on: June 08, 2009, 07:23:58 AM »
I was thinking of so many possible movies that the last-panel-reveal barely made a dent (how old is that, anyway?).
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #532 on: June 08, 2009, 11:22:25 AM »
I lost to the "OH hi" motivational poster that Shyguy92 posted.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #533 on: June 08, 2009, 12:14:49 PM »
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #534 on: June 08, 2009, 09:51:28 PM »
I was reading in the paper today about a midget who got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #535 on: June 09, 2009, 07:32:21 AM »
Almost got me there.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #536 on: June 09, 2009, 07:58:56 AM »
I'm out so many times but I'm not really playing. I'm just trying to find something that'll make me laugh. Here's a picture I found:


Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #537 on: June 09, 2009, 09:07:38 AM »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #538 on: June 09, 2009, 09:58:28 AM »

« Reply #539 on: June 09, 2009, 01:26:32 PM »
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

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