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Author Topic: You Laugh, You Lose  (Read 293708 times)

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #975 on: August 13, 2009, 09:16:29 AM »
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must be an engineer" says the balloonist.
"I am" replies the man. "How did you know."
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must be in management."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

Wait, did you get that from Scott Adams somehow?
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #976 on: August 15, 2009, 11:30:07 PM »
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #977 on: August 17, 2009, 10:55:06 AM »
And now for Pearls Before Swine (Glorb's Cut)

"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #978 on: August 17, 2009, 03:51:08 PM »
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #979 on: August 17, 2009, 06:47:34 PM »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #980 on: August 19, 2009, 08:16:43 AM »
If videogames were art... no, like "art" art.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #981 on: August 19, 2009, 01:33:38 PM »
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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #982 on: August 19, 2009, 01:43:29 PM »
Spore / Botticelli's Birth of Venus.



lol boobies
« Last Edit: August 19, 2009, 01:45:50 PM by CrossEyed7 »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #983 on: August 19, 2009, 08:52:47 PM »
You didn't say wot wot.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #984 on: August 20, 2009, 10:41:18 AM »
I lost until I noticed Spongebob had two left hands.
every

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #985 on: August 20, 2009, 11:35:04 AM »
Art parodies usually rank very low on my list of Things-that-are-funny.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #986 on: August 20, 2009, 12:33:31 PM »
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #987 on: August 20, 2009, 02:40:03 PM »
Especially American Gothic parodies... but that's one of the better ones I've seen.

"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #988 on: August 21, 2009, 10:16:32 PM »
I lost when I read this old post of mine. Apparently the site I got my facepalm image from had since then adopted a no-hotlinking policy, and my post now makes me look waaay more serious about stealing pictures of dogs.
every

« Reply #989 on: August 22, 2009, 03:28:05 PM »
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

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