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« on: February 10, 2009, 01:50:37 PM »
Baby is born
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 01:53:32 PM »
"Wah! Wah! Baby Pharaoh wants milk! Somebody fetch me a nipple!"
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 08:36:33 PM »
Kid is toilet trained.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 11:23:33 PM »
Lizard Dude?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2009, 05:52:32 PM »
Kid learns to read.

« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2009, 07:07:12 PM »
Kid goes to school.
Werid Fortune Cookies- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 07:44:50 PM »
Kid forgets how to read.
That was a joke.

« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 09:38:14 PM »
Kid gets sent to detention for peaking at girl's undies.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2009, 10:11:01 PM »
Kid secretly starts wearing girl's undies.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2009, 12:03:08 AM »
Stern father with mustache finds out about it.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2009, 12:12:01 AM »
Kid insolently pulls on father's mustache.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2009, 12:13:53 AM »
Stern father gets ****ed, pulls out his belt and screams "IT'S GOOFY TIME!"
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2009, 01:05:09 PM »
Kid runs away from home with some peanut butter sandwiches in tow, not realizing that they have salmonella.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2009, 01:19:55 PM »
Kid gets sick, crawls under a bridge and prepares to die alone.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2009, 01:29:48 PM »
Kid gets rescued by a millionaire do-gooder.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

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