Turtlekid doesn't have a mechanic stat. His adventuring party wonders what the hell he's trying to do. He eventually gives up and casts a lightness spell on the potatoes instead so that he can easily carry them.
Rao encounters some forest slimes. Roll for initiative.
CrossEyed7 finds that his pants are not magic. They're actually SCIENCE!.
Captain Jim meets the guy in
this post.