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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #90 on: May 02, 2009, 08:52:12 AM »
Using my mechanic stat, I hew the materials I need out of the cave wall and construct a crude but functional potato cannon.  I then cast a lightness spell on it so I can take it with me.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #91 on: May 02, 2009, 11:00:28 AM »
I trek deeper into the forest.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #92 on: May 02, 2009, 01:48:24 PM »
I cast Detect Magic on my pants.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #93 on: May 02, 2009, 02:09:28 PM »
Turtlekid doesn't have a mechanic stat. His adventuring party wonders what the hell he's trying to do. He eventually gives up and casts a lightness spell on the potatoes instead so that he can easily carry them.

Rao encounters some forest slimes. Roll for initiative.

CrossEyed7 finds that his pants are not magic. They're actually SCIENCE!.

Captain Jim meets the guy in this post.

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #94 on: May 02, 2009, 02:25:25 PM »
I roll for initiative.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #95 on: May 02, 2009, 02:33:35 PM »
Rao goes first. The slimes prepare for the customary damage rolls.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #96 on: May 02, 2009, 02:51:42 PM »
I roll for casting a Dormant Explosive spell on the potatoes to make bombs out of them

or

using a magic potato peeler to fashion them into throwing knives.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #97 on: May 02, 2009, 03:00:46 PM »
I approach "the  man from that post"

"Excuse me sir, is there a portal around here? I'm questing to the recent past to take my baby Sauron to the Zoo."
No! I don't want that!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #98 on: May 02, 2009, 03:07:16 PM »
"Straight up. You just passed the lift a few feet back. Have a nice day." He flashes the thumbs-up and resumes work.

Both of Turtlekid's rolls fail. He gives up and decides to just throw the potatoes at enemies.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #99 on: May 02, 2009, 03:11:32 PM »
I decide it's been a long night and go to my tent to get some sleep.  I roll for mild insomnia or nightmares.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #100 on: May 02, 2009, 03:13:57 PM »
You roll a one and get both. This has definitely not been a good day.

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #101 on: May 02, 2009, 03:35:22 PM »
I thank the man, flash him a thumbs up, and head to the lift.
No! I don't want that!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #102 on: May 02, 2009, 03:45:11 PM »
Captain Jim boards the lift. It seems to take an awfully long time to reach the top, but when it does, he sees a grassy plain.

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #103 on: May 02, 2009, 04:21:14 PM »
I explore the grassy plain, looking for the portal. I find the portal, and look for a sign explaining the safety precautions of time travel.
No! I don't want that!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #104 on: May 02, 2009, 04:38:53 PM »
There is no sign. The swirling mass in front of Captain Jim looks rather inviting.

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