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Author Topic: You Get Amazed, You Lose  (Read 101212 times)

« Reply #390 on: April 09, 2010, 11:17:51 PM »
Type in any reasonably well-known celebrity's name and post the results. They're obviously pre-selected, but the assortment of compatible names is astounding.

Elvis Aaron Presley -> SEEN ALIVE? SORRY, PAL
Beatles -> ABLE SET
Paul McCartney -> PAY MR. CLEAN-CUT
George Harrison -> OGREISH GROANER
Shigeru Miyamoto -> I AM HUGE MOROSITY
Britney Spears -> BEST P.R. IN YEARS
"Weird" Al Yankovic -> CLOWNERY VIA A KID
Bob Marley -> BOMB EARLY
Stevie Wonder -> ER, DOESN'T VIEW
James Brown -> MR. JAWBONES
Marilyn Monroe -> IN LORE, MY NORMA
Arnold Schwarzenegger -> HE'S GROWN LARGE AND CRAZED
Nelson Mandela -> LEAN AND SOLEMN
Alexander Graham Bell -> REAL BAD HEX-ALL RANG ME
so i herd u liek mudkips -> PUKE! DISLIKE DISHUMOR
Bill Gates -> LEGAL BITS
Stephen Hawking -> PAWN? HE'S THE KING!
Albert Einstein -> TEN ELITE BRAINS
Adolf Hitler -> RILL OF DEATH
Joseph Stalin -> HAPLESS JOINT
Winston Churchill -> I'LL CRUNCH THIS NOW
Saddam Hussein -> U.N.'S SAID HE'S MAD
Osama Bin Laden -> A [darn] ALIEN S.O.B.
Ronald Reagan -> AN ORAL DANGER
George Bush -> OH, HE BUGGERS
George W. Bush -> HE GREW BOGUS
Michael Jackson -> MANACLE HIS JOCK

Alternately, you could always try less-notable names for rather random results, such as...

ShadowBrain -> BRAINWASH DO
Luigison -> USING OIL
Solidshroom -> OH! SLIM ODORS
Pt_Peach -> PET_CHAP
Koopaslaya -> SO OKAY A PAL
Chupperson Weird -> SHREWD PORCUPINE
Nensondubois -> BOSS INNUENDO (shouldn't that be ShadowBrain?)
Joshua R. Morgan -> UGH! MAJOR ARSON
Evan Michael Harrington -> LACERANT HANGOVER IN HIM
[My full name] -> ULTRA POOR PERVERT
Lizard Dude -> LURID, DAZED (lol)
Turtlekid -> LURKED TIT (mega lol)
Bird Person -> [HOLY [dukar]; SEE FOR YOURSELF] (ultra lol)
« Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 01:48:25 PM by Weegee »
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Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #391 on: April 09, 2010, 11:45:05 PM »
Eric Clapton -> NARCOLEPTIC
Liam Neeson -> INSANE MOLE
James Patrick Page -> JERK PAST APE MAGIC
Gary Oldman -> GROAN MADLY
Bob Dylan -> BALD, BONY
Daniel Radcliffe -> CLEAN FAIR FIDDLE
Jesus Christ -> SUCH JEST SIR
Timothy Leary -> I'M THE ROYALTY
Michael Jordan -> IDOL CAN JAM HER

WarpRattler -> RAW PRATTLER
David Dayton -> DANDY DIVOT
« Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 12:00:34 AM by Rao »
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #392 on: April 10, 2010, 02:25:08 AM »
Oh God I Am Not Good With Computer = TOPNOTCH, GOOD-HUMORED WIT AMIGO

Hacker Pikachu 25

  • Technicolor nightmare
« Reply #393 on: April 10, 2010, 06:04:58 AM »
Zero Will Mince Your Butt = CRUELIZE NOW TRIM BY LOUT
Imma Firin Mah Lazar = HMMM! A FAIR ALIZARIN
Its Over Nine Thousand = STUN HONORED VANITIES
Klonoa is the best game I've played YET!!!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #394 on: April 10, 2010, 06:31:18 AM »
Bird Person -> [HOLY [dukar]; SEE FOR YOURSELF] (ultra lol)
I did, and lost hard.

"Cole Mcgrath's anagram name is GLEAM CROTCH"
"Samus Aran's anagram name is ARM AS ANUS"
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #395 on: April 10, 2010, 07:32:31 AM »
It's safe to say I lost, to the site in general and to BP's alternate name (though in a different fashion).
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #396 on: April 10, 2010, 09:14:34 AM »
BP's alternate name is even better when you type in his real name as well, but I didn't lose.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #397 on: April 10, 2010, 12:52:41 PM »
Oh, I forgot to mention--for what it's worth, that prostitute warning sign is Italian.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #398 on: April 10, 2010, 01:04:24 PM »
Hey! This thing is politically biased:

Republicans -> A SNIPER CLUB (lol, gun control)
Republican -> NUBILE CRAP

Democrats -> SMART CODE
Democrat -> COME! DRAT (huh?)
« Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 01:24:59 PM by Weegee »
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SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #399 on: April 10, 2010, 01:20:51 PM »
Thom Yorke -> OK TO RHYME
William Shatner -> SLIM ALIEN WRATH
Leonard Nimoy -> I'M ONLY A DRONE
Holden Caulfield -> ILL-FOUNDED LEACH
Emily Dickinson -> SKINNY DOMICILE

« Reply #400 on: April 10, 2010, 01:52:48 PM »
Added several to my initial post.

In before my custom title becomes ULTRA POOR PERVERT.
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« Reply #401 on: April 10, 2010, 09:15:38 PM »
Oh God What Is This I Don't Even -> HEIGH-HO! ODD TWISTS INNOVATE
Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Memes -> WEAKISHLY MAIMED GOOEY RUDE
At First I-- And Then I-- -> IT IS INFANT HATRED
Monty Python's Flying Circus -> STRONGLY PSYCHOTIC? I'M FUNNY
Pepperpot -> PEPPER POT
Garfield Vs. Heathcliff -> GRAVEL FISH-FACED FILTH
Fungi Forums -> OFF SMUG RUIN
The Fungi Forums -> I'M HUGE TURNOFFS
Chronicles of Narnia -> FOOL ANARCHIC SINNER
Harry Potter -> TRY HERO PART
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -> PORTRAY BATTLE OF FRIGHTENED HERO
The Lord of the Rings -> TROD LENGTH OF SHIRE
Dinosaur Planet -> SNARLED UTOPIAN
Whose Line Is It Anyway -> AHOY! INSANELY WISE WIT
Penguinwizard -> UNZIP WEIRD NAG
[my real name] -> HEY! FREAK BENCH

Look Ma, I'm a freak bench!
« Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 09:18:25 PM by penguinwizard »
You didn't say wot wot.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #402 on: April 11, 2010, 07:17:47 AM »
Freak Bench's anagram name is FRANK BEECH.  Interesting. 
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #403 on: April 11, 2010, 12:39:39 PM »
Mind you, his real name also includes the letters H-E-Y.

Scientology -> ISN'T ECOLOGY
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foxmccloudfan

  • Guess who's banned!!!
« Reply #404 on: April 11, 2010, 12:48:53 PM »
Foxmccloudfan >>> FOX MANFUL COLD
Guess who's back!!!

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