Author Topic: The Door (joke about serious issues here) (Read 91221 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #45 on:** August 14, 2009, 05:26:45 PM »

Quote from: Glorb on August 14, 2009, 02:40:27 PM

DEY TOOK ARE JEEHBS

It's a well known fact that every single male from Texas is like this.

Trainman · « **Reply #46 on:** August 14, 2009, 05:50:48 PM »

Hahaha @ previous post.

dc804 · « **Reply #47 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:59:25 PM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on August 14, 2009, 05:26:45 PM

It's a well known fact that every single male from Texas is like this.

They may not be bright, but at least they perfected human cloning.

Or is the reason why they all look the same is because most of them are inbred?

Weegee · « **Reply #48 on:** August 16, 2009, 04:07:01 PM »

"Care to say that again, little man?"

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #49 on:** August 16, 2009, 04:53:26 PM »

Once again, dc804 ruins a great joke by being as unfunny as possible.

Trainman · « **Reply #50 on:** August 17, 2009, 04:10:35 AM »

Try any of the lower (east of Texas) southeastern states for your inbred jokes.

No offense to anyone who lives in those states, but that's the stereotype.

sadib100 · « **Reply #51 on:** August 17, 2009, 02:13:23 PM »

ITT: Idiots who don't know anything about Texas. If I say that your parents are siblings. Will you get mad?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #52 on:** August 17, 2009, 02:21:12 PM »

Well, folks, you've been warned. If sadib ever says this aloud:

Quote from: sadib100 on August 17, 2009, 02:13:23 PM

ITT: Idiots who don't know anything about Texas.

...Your parents will become related to each other.

sadib100 · « **Reply #53 on:** August 17, 2009, 07:53:58 PM »

My parents ARE related to each other. They are ~~first cousins~~ ~~second cousins~~ ~~uncle and niece~~ ~~mother and son~~ husband and wife.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #54 on:** August 17, 2009, 07:57:00 PM »

He's got you there.

Weegee · « **Reply #55 on:** August 17, 2009, 08:20:48 PM »

What a perfect place and time for...

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #56 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:38:35 AM »

dc804 · « **Reply #57 on:** August 18, 2009, 05:33:29 PM »

Weegee · « **Reply #58 on:** August 18, 2009, 05:49:18 PM »

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