Author Topic: You Groan, You Lose (Read 285888 times)

Glorb · « **Reply #120 on:** May 01, 2010, 10:24:12 AM »

Quote from: penguinwizard on April 29, 2010, 10:56:35 PM

If there was an auction for an unreleased game called Half-Dress: Freeman Bangs His Crowbar, would ~~you~~ Glorb buy it?

Hell no. That's stupid.

I would bid on it, yes, but I wouldn't straight-up buy it.

Weegee · « **Reply #121 on:** May 01, 2010, 01:20:35 PM »

Suuure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead!

Toad · « **Reply #122 on:** May 02, 2010, 03:04:51 PM »

Yoshi jumped on it

Why was the fly dancing on the lid of the jar?

The instructions said "Twist to open"

Weegee · « **Reply #123 on:** May 03, 2010, 08:37:48 PM »

About half of these are mine. If you're not fond of Dc804-style humour, read no further.

Sex is boring.
Incest is relatively boring.
Necrophilia is dead boring.
Oral sex is unspeakably boring.
Sex with a power drill is literally boring.
Sex with a mental patient is insanely boring.
Sex with a theoretical physicist is mind-bogglingly boring.
Sex with a rapper is ludicrously boring.
Sex with an infertile woman is inconceivably boring.
Sex with a midget is a little boring.
Sex with a knife is bloody boring.
Sex with Rosie O'Donnell is immensely boring.
Sex with an atheist is unbelievably boring.
Sex with a hooker is whoring.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #124 on:** May 09, 2010, 12:12:43 AM »

http://girlsdontplaygames.com/

That's right, she's a GIRL GAMUR, don't hit on her you silly boys.

Weegee · « **Reply #125 on:** May 09, 2010, 12:23:16 AM »

I stumbled across her site a while ago. Googling her real name reveals that she's an absolute skank IRL with no interest in gaming besides those *****y comics.

I was disappoint.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #126 on:** May 09, 2010, 01:25:06 AM »

How was she an "absolute skank"?

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #127 on:** May 09, 2010, 01:43:07 AM »

You mean because she likes to cosplay?

To be honest, I find the unfunnyness of her comics far more offensive than her alleged lack of interest in video games. That would explain the terrible writing though.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #128 on:** May 09, 2010, 02:52:25 AM »

Well, after reading most of the newsposts I can confidently say that she has more interest in gaming than, say, WeeGee.

Weegee · « **Reply #129 on:** May 09, 2010, 03:15:37 PM »

Quote from: Lizard Dude on May 09, 2010, 01:25:06 AM

How was she an "absolute skank"?

Ladies and gentlemen, Sarah Kulyk, AKA illscrewu4adolla.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #130 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:14:20 PM »

A) I still don't see the skank, besides the username?

B) Are you sure that's even the same person? Why wouldn't she mention her giant, professional-looking website, convention attendance, or even anything at all about videogames on her page?

Weegee · « **Reply #131 on:** May 09, 2010, 06:15:32 PM »

Further investigation has proven me wrong: The GDPG Kulyk is 23 according to her art site, while the MySpace one is 17. However, it's still pretty uncanny that the only people online named Sarah Kulyk are both similarly-aged Canadians.

Glorb · « **Reply #132 on:** May 10, 2010, 11:22:08 PM »

Why the **** are you investigating a non-gaming "gamer girl" with such intensity, while calling her a skank?

Stop trying to be Anonymous, Weegee, you just look like a sexually-repressed creeper.

Weegee · « **Reply #133 on:** June 16, 2010, 04:16:52 PM »

Hurrr.

Glorb · « **Reply #134 on:** June 16, 2010, 05:02:42 PM »

You still haven't answered me, Weeg.