Author Topic: You Groan, You Lose (Read 203651 times)

Toad · « **Reply #165 on:** January 23, 2011, 08:24:04 PM »

Of course Marios not 6 feet tall. That's just where the blur line placed the top of head.

Weegee · « **Reply #166 on:** February 01, 2011, 09:55:53 PM »

Ironically enough, today's kids are worse at using the internet properly than we were.

Weegee · « **Reply #167 on:** February 05, 2011, 11:17:48 PM »

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #168 on:** February 06, 2011, 01:53:20 PM »

Ah, I lost.

Weegee · « **Reply #169 on:** February 10, 2011, 09:10:28 PM »

"The Beatles are horrible, THEY COPIED THE JONAS BROTHERS YOU KNOW!"

Kimimaru · « **Reply #170 on:** February 11, 2011, 12:19:36 AM »

Why didn't you put that in "You Laugh, You Lose"? I would've lost for sure!

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #171 on:** February 11, 2011, 08:37:07 AM »

I could only read so far before I just felt sorry for that... I'm going to assume girl.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #172 on:** February 15, 2011, 06:24:42 PM »

Toad · « **Reply #173 on:** February 16, 2011, 03:42:08 PM »

I don't see anything. It's just a picture that says to drag it..

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #174 on:** February 16, 2011, 03:56:08 PM »

Did you drag it?

Weegee · « **Reply #175 on:** February 23, 2011, 08:36:49 PM »

Weegee · « **Reply #176 on:** February 27, 2011, 04:50:47 PM »

Two Mexicans and a Black guy walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the **** out."

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #177 on:** February 27, 2011, 10:11:49 PM »

I don't know if I groaned, but that certainly sounded familiar.

"Hey, guess what: Eating lots of cheese makes you constipated!"
"No [dukar]."

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #178 on:** March 10, 2011, 09:20:52 AM »

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
...
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.

Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.

Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken.

She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again.

He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand.

My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

Weegee · « **Reply #179 on:** March 10, 2011, 05:33:41 PM »

EDIT: Wrong thread.