"Luigi? LUIGI!!" Mario yelled.
"Huh? Wha? Oh, sorry Mario. Must've been daydreaming." Luigi apologized. He thought back about the horrible day dream: 'Ah shut up,Luigi.I'm taking Wario,either get yourself another girlfriend or do something to make Wario seem like junk!'
"I just wish there was someway to show Daisy how much I like her. Plus, showing here that Wario isn't so impressive would be nice, too..." Luigi thought.
The brothers continued on their walk to the castle.
MEANWHILE, AT THE CASTLE GATE,
"I-I'm sorry, s-sirs, b-but your not on the invitation list, so I really c-can't let you in," a meek Mushroom Guard said to the infamous Wario Brothers.
"WHAT?!" Waluigi imediately shouted, "How dare you turn away the great Waluigi, Mario Tennis Star Tournament Champion! I'm famous!!"
"Now, now, Waluigi," Wario said calmly, "There is an easier way to settle this." He then conked the guard on the head, knocking him unconsious. "See?"
"Right as always, bro!" Waluigi said, "Mweh heh heh!"
The vile twins entered the Mushroom Palace.
Princess Peach was showing Princess Daisy around the castle and telling her about Bowser's most recent attack ("Paper Mario"). "And in there is the kitchen where I cooked this fat Shy Guy a cake so he'd tell me some vital information...And in there is where the Hammer Brother had his quiz show...And that's where Twink would go out to tell Mario anything I needed sent."
"Hmm..." Daisy said, "So King Koopa actually stole your castle right out from underneath you huh? You guys need better security."
"We upped it after Bowser took the castle Power Stars," Peach defended, "How does one prepare for a Castle-napping?!"
Daisy laughed. "Yeah, I guess you're right."
"HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!" a voice suddenly called from the doorway. Two brothers in overalls and hats entered the room.
"Mario?!" Daisy said confused looking at Wario. She then leaned over to Peach and said quietly, "Boy, he's sure changed since I last saw him."
Peach gave the Wario Brothers a cold look, crossed her arms, and responded, "That's not Mario. That's Wario, and that's Waluigi. I'm not sure how they got in, but I have a feeling somebody got hurt."
"Nobody important," Wario said innocently.
"Walu...Wali...Walui..." Daisy was trying to pronounce.
"Waluigi. We met on the tennis court, remember?" Waluigi said.
"Nope. I don't think I played you guys." Daisy stated shrugging.
"Amature..." Waluigi said under his breath.
It was just then when the real Mario Brothers entered the room.
"Peach! Glad to see you, as alwa-wa-What are you doing here?" Mario said to Wario.
"Free Kingdom." Wario said slyly. He then turned to Daisy. "Say, did you know that I own my own Island? Fought off some Pirates to get it, too."
"Really?" Daisy said, genuinly impressed. She did like adventure, after all.
"Yep. I've been on all sorts of adventures." Wario bragged, catching on that this was Daisy's cup of tea.
Luigi shrunk back behind his brother. Mario turned to him. "What are you doing?!" he said, "You've been on all sorts of adventures, too. Don't let that guy out do you, Weegie!"
"But I only go on adventures to help you," Luigi wined.
"And Wario only goes to help himself. Now will you just talk to the girl?" Mario said firmly.
"Okay," Luigi said. He walked over to wario and Daisy.
"...and it turns out it was really this giant clown-monster! Whodathunkit?" Wario was saying. "Of course, I trounced that loser, too."
"Hi Daisy." Luigi said.
Wario stopped talking and gave Luigi a nasty look.
"Hi Luigi! What's up?" Daisy asked with a smile.
"Oh, nothing. I just wanted to say--"
BOOM! Suddenly, the wall crumbled away in a massive explosion! Then, all at once, Shy Guys of all colors began invading the castle. Following them all came the military leader, General Guy.
"All right, men. You know the orders! Comence Kiddnapping! Move! Move! Move!" General Guy ordered.
Mario imediatly leapt to Peach's side. Luigi and Wario stayed with Daisy. Waluigi, who had been snacking on orderves (sp?), countinued snacking.
The Shy Guys just stood there, however.
"What are you waitng for, men?" General Guy demanded to know.
"There are two Princesses, sir. Which one do we take?" a Shy Guy responded.
General Guy obviously had not been prepared for this. "Uh...Hold on. Let me think of the briefing..."
Just then, in another explosion--BOOM!--the other wall was blown away, and giant spiders and flies entered the castle! They were followed by a lion creature.
"Sphynx!" Mario yelled in recogniotion. (NOTE: Sphynx is what I always called the first boss of Mario Land.)
"Ah, Mario. We meet again!" Sphynx yelled, "I come in the name of the great Tatanga! He wants a word with the princess, Daisy." It was then that he saw the two princesses. "Um...which one of you is Daisy?" the lion asked confused. "Oh, screw it, JUST TAKE ONE!!" Sphynx ordered. His troops advanced.
"Don't be caught unaware, men!" General Guy ordered, "Just take one!"
In a confusing barrage of Shy Guys, Spiders, and Fighter Flies, the Brothers (both sets) were unfortunately overcome. The thing is, each evil general took the wrong princess!
"I told you this place needed better security!" Daisy said angrily, "Let me go you stupid Shy Guy!"
"Ick! Stop it!" Peach yelled at a Fight Fly carrying her.
The princesses were carried off in opposite directions.
LATER...
"I can't beleive you let them take her!" Wario said pushing Luigi.
"Hey, you didn't exactly save her, either." Luigi said in his defence.
"Guys!" Mario said, "We need to get on this and now! I'm going after Peach. Luigi, you go after Daisy."
"WHOA! I am going after Daisy!" Wario said.
Mario, seeing this wasn't going to be solved anytime soon just shrugged. "Fine. Wario and Luigi, you both get Daisy."
"Does that mean I come with you?" Waluigi asked Mario.
Mario just rolled his eyes and left. "Wait for me!" Waluigi yelled follwing him.
Wario and Luigi just stared at each other.
--to be continued--
:) KinopioToad, I hope you don't mind this. I thought of it at work and want ed to do it this way.
