CrossEyed: That would've been funny enough without the demotivational boarder. Were you unable to find the original?
Were you unable to find
your mom? Last night? Because I can explain why you were unable to find her.
She was at a spelling bee. She was a judge. There was some kid there that got "border" as his word and spelled it wrong and she totally called him on it. He cried like a little baby about all his hopes and dreams being crushed, and she was like totally nonchalant about it. Ah, but such are the vicissitudes of sport.
Also, after the spelling bee was over, I totally made out with her. Like three times.