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Author Topic: Obama releases long-form birth certificate  (Read 2729 times)

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« on: April 27, 2011, 06:26:55 PM »
Link.

And here's the PDF.

His mom's name is Stanley, in case you didn't already know.
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2011, 06:37:44 PM »


"The gummint obviously modi... modificate... err, they gone done changed his birth cer-tificate. He's still a foreigner at heart, anyway. Real 'Muricans got names like Ronald or George, not Bay-rack."
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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2011, 07:13:29 PM »
Notice how the X in "Single" in line 3 is partly outside of the box? He's not fully human.

Also there's faint pencil Xs above "Twin" and "Triplet," which mean he has five ghost siblings floating above us. Watching us.
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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2011, 07:42:17 PM »
I mean...it's not like it was doubtful before.
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ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2011, 08:05:11 PM »
If a zombie ever gets to run for president, I would love to see them ask for his death certificate.
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2011, 09:06:57 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2011, 09:15:30 PM »
This...this is... I'm so disgusted right now. This incredibly racists, awful, non-issue BS makes me so angry. And Trump. Oh, good God, Trump needs to shut his mouth. Not that he will, but still.
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2011, 01:43:37 AM »
He seems more interested in Obama's birth certificate than real issues. That alone should tell you enough about how competent a leader he'd be.
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2011, 12:41:22 PM »
At least Trump can relate to the American People: What's not to like about a megalomaniacal billionaire with a bad wig?
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2011, 01:12:53 PM »
Well, we've got the wig thing down for sure. And we're megalomaniacal to an extent.

But we're certainly not rich.
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