Print
Pages: 1 2 3 4 [5]  All

Author Topic: Quote of the day  (Read 22427 times)

Weegee

« Reply #60 on: July 13, 2011, 07:18:14 PM »
Quote from: A lonely, bitter virgin on 4chan's /adv/ board
"That's it. It's not fair that I have to suffer because I don't have the looks of Justin Bieber or the charm of James Bond.

I'm having sex on my own terms. How long should I microwave a banana peel in order for it to be the same temp as vagina?"
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #61 on: July 14, 2011, 06:34:20 PM »
SORRY ABOUT THAT. ARE YOU HURT? I GUESS I GOT A BIT CARRIED AWAY.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #62 on: July 14, 2011, 07:38:28 PM »
Wow. I really can't move my body.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Weegee

« Reply #63 on: July 14, 2011, 08:01:42 PM »
DIE WHEN YOU DIE WHEN YOU DIE YOU'RE GONNA DIE
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #64 on: July 14, 2011, 08:02:15 PM »
WARNING: NO ENTRY WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #65 on: July 14, 2011, 08:04:14 PM »
JUST TAKE A [darn] SHOWER ALREADY!
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #66 on: July 14, 2011, 08:07:49 PM »
EMERGENCY IN SECTOR 3
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Toad

« Reply #67 on: July 14, 2011, 08:38:37 PM »
His song changes from Old Man River to Blue Moon
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

Weegee

« Reply #68 on: July 14, 2011, 08:53:50 PM »
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #69 on: July 16, 2011, 06:18:22 PM »
REPEAT THIS AFTER ME, I'LL NEVER TAKE ON A GOD AGAIN.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #70 on: July 16, 2011, 08:12:08 PM »
This quest involves jumping?
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Qwerty

« Reply #71 on: July 16, 2011, 09:27:36 PM »
Smellin me some cornbread.
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

Toad

« Reply #72 on: July 17, 2011, 02:05:08 PM »
Want some rye? 'Course you do!
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #73 on: July 22, 2011, 05:17:38 PM »
Ship priority status alert.  Hull armor taking damage.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

nensondubois

« Reply #74 on: July 22, 2011, 07:20:16 PM »
Whether you pack poon or peen, you'll always be accepted by the big man.
ROM hacking with a slice of life.
Print
Pages: 1 2 3 4 [5]  All
« previous next »