The Silly Mario Fan Theories Thread

[The Chef]

If you're gonna make fun of me, at least go with a smaller image. :P

Now someone should take all the Mario games and try to put them into a coherent timeline theory.

Sapphira partially did that.

I actually have a theory that splits depending on if Kamek is successful in taking both Baby Mario and Baby Luigi. I just need a while to organize my thoughts.

So.... Zelda?

[Chocobo]

I was thinking about how some Koopas walk on all fours when others can  clearly walk on two legs.

I realized that obviously, there must be a caste system. Bowser orders the lowest caste to crawl.

[Weegee]

Koopas haven't walked on all fours since SMB3, have they?

That reminds me, are Goombas and green-shelled Koopa Troopas commanded to walk continuously in a straight line even if it means plummeting to their deaths, or are they simply too unintelligent not to?

[BP]

They did in Mario Galaxy for some reason. Don't know why. My guesses would be to either make them easier to jump on in 3D (SM64 and 3D Land/World didn't seem to have a problem here though) or to make their behavior of just walking back and forth in straight lines look more natural. Since enemies are typically more alert and will spot and chase after the player in the 3D games, maybe they wanted the dumbest-looking Koopa possible to be the one that doesn't do that?

[The Chef]

That reminds me, are Goombas and green-shelled Koopa Troopas commanded to walk continuously in a straight line even if it means plummeting to their deaths, or are they simply too unintelligent not to?

I forget exactly how the line goes goes, but at one point in Bowser's Inside Story, Bowser mentions that he does indeed command the Goombas to walk in a straight line. Like a lot of the dialog in the RPGs, It's pretty clearly meant to be a self-aware joke.

[TheMightyThor]

Does the M on Mario's hat stand for Mozart? Could Mozart still be alive? Why is Marty the Green Thwomp locked away? Who is the blue Mario in Mario Tennis? Why is there a city overtop an "underwater" background set as the skybox of Wet-Dry World?

Truly, Mario has the deepest lore.

I understand that's an old maymay but it needs to come back ;_;

[The Chef]

1. Why would it stand for Mozart?
2. Maybe.
3. There is no "Marty the Green Thwomp". That's an ordinary blue Thwomp under green lighting. And it's not locked away when you play on 150cc.
4. Segregation of gameplay and story.
5. Because it fits the "sunken city" theme of the level.

6. No, it really doesn't.

[Weegee]

Mario IS the deepest lore.

Thanks for not making a Shy Guy/Bane mask joke

[ShadowBrain]

It can't be a good sign I expected that spoiler tag to disappear when I poked it on my phone.

[Toad]

Daisy in MKDD says "Hi I'm Daisy" so many times because she wants you to know it really is her.

All the clones of her in SML were enemies in disguise, so she probably yells it out every now and then so that people realize it actually is her.

[Glowsquid]

Club Mario is the very end of the timeline. Everyone is long dead and the degenerate successors of humanity are commenting on archival footage.

[Themetaknight]

I wish I could do things like this

[The Chef]

....?

[Themetaknight]

;-(

[Tavros]

:^)