First there was "Vs. Super Mario Bros." in the arcades...
...then the "Nintendo Entertainment System" arrived, but...
...Nintendo had a contract that prohibited the folks who made their games from making those same games for Sega, so...
...Sega came out with the Genesis and did those aweful commercials attacking Nintendo, but...
...that didn't work 'cuz Mario was more fun than Alex Kidd and Sega knew it, so...
...Sega created a new character with an attitude called "Sonic The Hedgehog"...
...Everyone got tired of waiting for Nintendo to respond 'cuz...
...Nintendo had a good thing going and didn't want to give it up until...
...Sales of the Genesis was rising, so...
...the "Super Nintendo" arrived on the scene and shortly after we saw the arrival of "Super Mario All-Stars", which closes the door on Sonic's future...
So, if you think Sonic's cooler than the man with the plan, then...
Sonic can't shoot, Sonic can't fly, Sonic doesn't have cool pipe mazes, Sonic has no airships ...AND...
...drumroll please...
...Sonic has no maps!
Super Mario will rule Video Games forever!!