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Author Topic: Yoshi's New Island release date announced  (Read 8748 times)

The Chef

  • Simon Cowell
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2014, 06:34:21 PM »
..."box" battle?

Edit: Also, Baby Bowser seems to have be redesigned to look exactly like Bowser Jr....again. After he was unredesigned to look like regular Baby Bowser again in Yoshi's Island DS. Can they just not make up their minds?

Edit 2: Also also, Artoon/Arzest really has a thing for sudden time-traveling Bowser, it seems.

Edit 3: So uh, walking pipe dude was really a time-traveling Mario all along? I guess that's kinda new. Makes me sad such an idea was wasted on such a lazy game.
« Last Edit: March 14, 2014, 06:53:00 PM by The Chef »

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2014, 08:17:07 PM »
A new nostalgia-baiting Nintendo game is mediocre? Shock of shocks.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2014, 09:03:06 PM »
Almost as preposterous as a subpar Paper Mario.

EDIT: Started playing. Certainly not at the standard of the original YI, but a vast improvement over YIDS. Anyone else notice a delay as Yoshi prepares an egg to throw?
« Last Edit: March 15, 2014, 04:02:38 PM by Weegee »
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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2014, 04:35:28 PM »
I don't think anyone at Nintendo really knows what to do with Yoshi.
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BriGuy92

  • Luck of the Irish
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2014, 05:01:22 PM »
Neither does anyone at Arzest, it turns out.
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« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2014, 05:03:22 PM »
They know what not to do with him.

And do it.
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The Chef

  • Simon Cowell
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2014, 07:54:19 PM »
Apparently "make a game that doesn't suck" never crossed their minds. :V

« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2014, 09:02:08 PM »
I think the game is trying to be too much like older games while adding some new game mechanics that ultimately work against it, resulting in a mess of something that ends up with some parts being too different from the original to be liked and some parts being too similar to be liked.

See also: Sonic 4

« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2014, 04:46:26 PM »
The music tracks that aren't merely an unimaginative arrangement of the same boring tune sound like a baboon mating ritual.

« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2014, 04:59:27 PM »
I think they confused the definitions of "whimsical" and "infantile". Reminds me of this [language warning if you have annotations on].
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« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2014, 02:26:32 PM »
Someone motivate me to progress beyond World 2.
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« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2014, 05:07:12 PM »
FINISH OR SSB4 IS CANCELED
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« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2014, 06:40:26 PM »
I-I doubt SSB4 was going to be that good anyway...
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The Chef

  • Simon Cowell
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2014, 07:44:10 PM »
Beating Yoshi's New Island will increase your chances of getting laid by 2%.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2014, 08:44:20 PM »
The final boss is the guy playing the kazoo.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

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