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Tavros

  • he was hello
« on: May 12, 2014, 09:15:36 AM »
You are a magical talking gun named W. You are looking for your previous friend and guardian. You have no idea where he is, but he said something about Footprints and Pepto Bismuth.

What do?
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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2014, 11:06:47 AM »
>look
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Tavros

  • he was hello
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2014, 08:35:48 AM »
You can't look. Guns don't have eyes, remember? However, you can sense your surroundings.

Sense?
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2014, 03:03:22 PM »
Y

Tavros

  • he was hello
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2014, 08:14:24 AM »
You sense your surroundings. You're in your house, with your loving kids and husband. Your senses tell you that your friend is calling for you. You want to get to him, but have some errands to run.

What do?
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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2014, 01:36:40 PM »
> Blow off to-do list and go to the movies
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2014, 01:53:42 PM »
You are blocked from entering the theater, as there is a strict no-firearms rule.

What do?
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2014, 03:40:28 PM »
>Pirate movies
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2014, 03:57:04 PM »
You are now connected to thepirateb- Wait, saying that website's URL going to get me banned. Uh, thepirateship.fml. That site.

Which torrent?
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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2014, 04:01:29 PM »
> Aladdin, 1080p
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2014, 02:31:33 PM »
Downloading...
100 [====================]
Download complete.
Seed?
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2014, 05:05:29 PM »
>_No
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2014, 05:34:10 PM »
Of course you wouldn't.

Continue BITTORRENT operations?
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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2014, 12:55:32 AM »
> Get torrent for Reservoir Dogs while gun-sense-watching Aladdin
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Tavros

  • he was hello
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2014, 08:51:36 AM »
You download it. You feel more and more like a pirate. You'd wear your kid's Halloween costume, but you don't know where it is. You're also halfway through Aladdin, but really feel like watching Reservoir Dogs.

Stop Aladdin with Gun Telepathy™?
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