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Luigison

  • Old Person™
« on: June 09, 2015, 06:15:41 PM »
Why don’t you ever want to run in front of a car?
You’ll get tired.

Why don’t you ever want to run behind a car?
You’ll get exhausted.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2015, 08:18:40 PM »
"Dad, I'm hungry."

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

Tavros

  • he was hello
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2015, 08:25:06 PM »
My dad!
read jitsu wa watashi wa

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