A man, taking a leisurely stroll through the jungle, accidently awakens a tiger. The tiger starts to chase him, so he runs to the edge of a cliff, and starts to climb down a vine. Below him, he sees another tiger. Then, two mice, one white and one black, start chewing on the vine. It will break soon. The man then notices a ripe, red berry growing in an alcove in the cliff. He reachs over and picks the berry and eats it. How delicious and sweet it is.
_______________
Kelly: He found her in bed with hives.
Sam: Well, that''s no reason to divorce.
Kelly: No, Hives is the name of the butler!