You guys like the most obvious Mario rip-off on the planet! THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS! Crash is nothing compared to the mustached plumber-men that started it all: the Mario Bros.! The Mario Bros. are the original videogame heroes... They've been through a lot more than Crash ever will! And besides, have you ever seen a Crash game where you get to save a beautiful princess from a diabolical fire-breathing spiked turtle? I think not!
Sonic is way better than Crash. He is fast, cool, and he's blue! Sonic is the original competition with Mario and the originals never die out, no matter how lame you think their games get!
So to all you Crash fans, "Mario and Sonic forever!"
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"Bwa ha ha! Guess who it is, loyal Mario fans...
It is I, King Bowser... ruler of all Koopas, big and small. I have come to take over the Mushroom Kingdom (no, not the place...I mean the WEB SITE!)! Deezer, you will surrender your troops to me, or else you will never see your precious Mario again! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"