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Author Topic: Deezer, Please Read this!  (Read 1104 times)

« on: March 03, 2002, 06:01:19 PM »
I have a fanfic for ya! Here it is:

MARIO'S STORY
--------------------------------------------TOAD: Hurry! The King awaits!
MARIO: I-a think he's on-a top of that-a there hill!
TOAD *blushing* ooops...
YOSHI: Yo-Yoshi!
MARIO: He said that there's treasure here.
TOAD: Really? WHERE IS IT?
YOSHI:Yosh-shi-Yoshi!
MARIO: Up there! (points to box)
KOOPA: Back off! This is Bowser's treasure! But, he was supposed to be here to pick it up... Ahhh, what the hey, you can have it, he won't want it now!
MARIO: *jumping* (An 80's Mario Appears)
80'S MARIO: beep beep beep, beep boop ba beep, blip ba la blip la blip blip la blip ip...
80'S MARIO: (Sings the original SMB song)
BOTH MARIOS: AHHHHHH!!!!!
TOAD: ooops again... I forgot to tell ya, that box duplicates whoever opens it into 4 different forms!
(Raccoon Mario, Baby Mario, and Paper Mario all come out of the BOX)
KING: Ahhh! Who are you guys and why are you here?
ALL MARIOS: Dunno. ask him! (all point to oringinal Mario)
MARIO: ME??? Toad-a here didn't tell me until this-a here box opened about you guys.
KING: bring that green dinosaur up here.
TOAD: Uhh... KING, that's Yoshi.
KING: Yes, right. Come Yoshi, I want to uhh..... tell you something.
YOSHI:Yoshi-sh?
KOOPA: Here, lemme help. (flies The King to Yoshi)
(the 2 whisper quietly. HE must know how to translate too!)
KING: Okay. Let's go the the Mushroom KINGdom and celebrate the coming of Yoshies!
(Everyone leaves. 80's Mario rides Yoshi, Paper Mario folds up into a square and hops into Yoshi's saddle pocket, Raccoon Mario scurries away and flies into the sky, and Baby Mario cries, so they kick 80's Mario off and put Baby Mario on Yoshi, so 80's Mario goes down a pipe and leaves.)
(Everybody complains about not being able to ride Yoshi.)
YOSHI: Yoshi!!! Yo-yo-yo-shi!!!!!
MARIO: What is it? Ohhh..... He says that we all can ride on a Yoshi. He'll call his friends.
EVERYBODY: Cool! Where are they?
KING: There they are!!!
All of a sudden, a Goomba and Bob-omb appear and run around)
GOOMBA: I wanna ride a Yoshi!!
BOB-OMB: Me too!
GOOMBA: No you won't! You'll probably explode while riding them anyway.
BOB-OMB: Whaddya talkin' about, Goomba? The only time I explode is when something jumps on me or when I jump on something!
GOOMBA: Exactly! you'll jump on one of the Yoshies and explode! We'll just have to gently plop you on him.
BOB-OMB: O.K. then!
(Yoshi calls 7 of his Yoshi friends)
MARIO: Here, Let me-a help you, Bob-omb!
BOB-OMB: Thanks!
BOWSER: Okay, where's my treasure?
KOOPA: Uh... King Bowser, That wasn't any treaure, It's a Clone Machine!
BOWSER: Ooooh! Now I will conquer the world!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
(Baby Bowser, Lemmy Koopa, Paper Bowser, and Amazin' Flying Hammer Bowser pop out of the box)
BOWSER: MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!
BOWSER: Wha-? This is not what I expected!
BABY BOWSER: Daddy! where's that cookie that you pwomised me? I come all the way owt here and this is all dat I find? my Dad withowt my Cookie?
Grrrr......
BOWSER: Uh-oh.....
BABY BOWSER: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
BOWSER: Hush, little Bowser, don't say a word, Papa's gonna a little pet bird. And if that birdy cannot fly, I'm gonna get you ball that bounces high. And if that ball shatters into pieces, I'm gonna buy you a box of Reese's.  And if those candies melt and drop, I'm gonna buy you a new laptop. And if that laptop gets lost, I'm gonna say, "YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COST?!?!".
EVERYONE: awwwwww......
BOWSER: *blushes*
BABY BOWSER: Ooooh, where's dat bird?
(Baby Bowser falls asleep)
LEMMY & PAPER BOWSER: I'm blowin' this popsicle stand!
AMAZIN' FLYIN' HAMMER BOWSER: Me too! See ya!
MARIO: Let's-a go!
(Everyone rides away to Mushroom Kingdom)
KING: This is much better than walking!
TOAD: You can say that again!
KING: O.K., This is much better than walking!
TOAD: (Slaps himself in the face) NO! I meant that I agree about what you said!
KING: *blushes* Oooops.....
KING: We're here!
PRINCESS PEACH: You MADE it home! You are so strong! Who are these green dinosaurs you guys are on, by the way?
MARIO: These? These are Yoshies, cute little dinosaurs that can take you anywhere.
PRINCESS PEACH: Ooooh! Let me try one!
PRINCESS PEACH: Wheeeeee!!! This is fun! Wait a minute, is that Bowser?! GET OUT BOWSER!!!!
MARIO: He's-a changed, see? He's-a  got a son!
PRINCESS PEACH: Awwww... aren't you so cute? Coochie-coochie-coo!
(Baby Bowser giggles)
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This Concludes Episode 1 of Mario's Story. Come back next time for a new adventure!
Will the Yoshies make a new home in the Mushroom Kingdom?
Will Goombas and Bob-ombs live in the Mushroom Kingdom?
Will Peach and Baby Bowser become friends?
And will Paper Mario come out of Yoshi's saddle pocket?
Find out this and more in Episode 2!
MARIO:Bye-a Bye, Everyone!
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

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