*mumble,mumble,another new guy...* Um, Hey,I'm a bemented freak who likes flaming peolpe and girls. WWHHHHEEEEEHHHHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My real name's Luna(tic). I'm a beast that that can make Bowser wet his pants. I'm that scary!!!!! I even have an alternate female personality. HHHOOOOOOO-WWWWOOOOOO. It-a me,...uh...um...Mario!!!!!!! YYYYAAAAYYYYYYOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I'm-a goona make-a you-a wish you never-a came here!!!!!!! 'cause this place is only for crazy lunatics!!!!!!!! HHHHEEEEEHHHHEEEEE,I got it!!!!!!!!!!!
Chika-Flicka!!!(as in cute girls)...Bwahahahaha I have come to The Mushroom Kingdom(not the place,the website!!) in search of a cute girl to steal away to my castle and Date!!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Eat yer heart out Bowser!!!!!! Beware!!! I am prone to flame anyone who dares get on my nerves!!!!!!M-M-M-MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!