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GoldenYoshi

« on: April 04, 2002, 02:34:49 PM »
^Look at the name^

Post them on in!

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)
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DarkYoshi

« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2002, 04:09:56 PM »
Where the heck did morten K. get that star shaped scare?

I am DarkYoshi.
I sevre neither good nor evil
And I say Yoshi's Unite!
I am DarkYoshi,I shall take over Yos''ter isle,then dinosaur land,then Bowsers keep,then Hyrule,then sub-con,then johto,then kanto,then Planet zebes,then Kongo Jungle,then sector Z,then mute city,then bigblue,then Peaches castle,then The mushroom Kingdom(site),The mushroom Kingdom(place),then..... oh for get it.

DarkYoshi

« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2002, 04:10:05 PM »
Where the heck did morten K. get that star shaped scar?

I am DarkYoshi.
I sevre neither good nor evil
And I say Yoshi's Unite!
I am DarkYoshi,I shall take over Yos''ter isle,then dinosaur land,then Bowsers keep,then Hyrule,then sub-con,then johto,then kanto,then Planet zebes,then Kongo Jungle,then sector Z,then mute city,then bigblue,then Peaches castle,then The mushroom Kingdom(site),The mushroom Kingdom(place),then..... oh for get it.

GoldenYoshi

« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2002, 02:08:52 PM »
How does Goumet Guy get to Bowser's castle?

How does a Big Steely fit in Bowser's Clown Copter? It's the size of the Copter!

What happened to Star Road?

How does Bowser survive all of Mario's Beatings, especcially in SMB1?

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

DarthTedd64

« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2002, 03:50:35 PM »
6. How do blocks float in mid-air?
7. How does Yoshi eat so much and never get full?
8. Why don't pirahna plants bite Mario as he goes down the pipe?
9. How does Mario jump so high?
10. Why does a raccoon tail make you fly?

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Terranix

« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2002, 04:21:49 PM »
What IS Bowser?

Who the Hell is Kammy Koopa? Bring back Kamek!

When did Mario become a doctor?

Where is the Mushroom King, & is he a human?

Is Magikoopa from Super Mario RPG Kamek?

Why is Bowser so into clowns anyway?

WHY does Daisy have three eyes on the trophy? Was some programmer just taking the **** when their boss' back was turned, or is she ACTAULLY a triclops?

What happened to Pauline?

What happened to cousin Stanley?

What the heck is up with the Boos? You think that they're ghosts, but then Paper Mario comes out & changes everything (It spoke of Lady Bow as a Boo child.), & I think Luigi's Mansion does too. There are ACTUAL ectoplasmns in that, as well as Boos, who appear to be running the show. Ugh?

Are Peach & Mario actaully ''an item''? Paper Mario having an actaul plot sort of stirred this up a bit.

''Loyalty? It is a sickness; suffered by dogs.''
 ~Joe Stalin.

Edited by - Terranix on 4/15/2002 3:26:27 PM
''Loyalty? It is a sickness; suffered by dogs.''
 ~Joe Stalin.

DarthTedd64

« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2002, 05:03:24 PM »
22. What happened to the numbers?
23. Why is Mario's first name the same as his last name?


Microsoft X-Box unanimously voted "Worst Game Console There Ever Was And Ever Will Be"
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Why is the word ''dictionary'' in the dictionary? If you don't know what a dictionary is, you wouldn't know to look in the dictionary to find the definition of dictionary.

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2002, 06:39:20 PM »
ARRRRRRRRRRRGH too many questions!
ok, one of my own:

Why is it that you don't see any orange Yoshies?

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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DarthTedd64

« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2002, 05:05:17 AM »
25. Again, what happened to the numbers?
26. Where does Mario go to the bathroom?

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Why is the word ''dictionary'' in the dictionary? If you don't know what a dictionary is, you wouldn't know to look in the dictionary to find the definition of dictionary.

Mario Maniac

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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2002, 10:06:34 AM »
I have the perfect question...

How was the Mushroom Kingdom created? Are the inhabitants simply humans or are they a completely new breed of creatures (aliens)? *note... the mushrooms on their heads*
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don't like Nintendo obviously don't like video games.

GoldenYoshi

« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2002, 10:57:20 AM »
something concerning #26...

Yeah, where are the toilets? They ARE human, and humans use bathrooms. The only bathroom
I ever saw was at the Marrymore Suite in SMRPG (you know, that door in the room...)

PM Blooper:

Peach's Castle

Twink: It's so big, but where are all the bathrooms?
Peach: we use the bushes.
Twink: eeew! But, there are no bushes here in the castle.
Peach: ? There is one. In the court yard.

*Meanwhile, Mario is in Koopa Village looking for a few coins in the bushes*

Mario: *whistling* ...
*he picks into a bush*
Twink: NO!
Mario:???
Twink: I guess you didn't know that we use bushes for bathrooms.
Mario: *thinking* whatever...
*he finds a coin!*
Mario: Wait a minute... this coin is watery! Hey!
Director: CUT!!!! Mario, you can't talk! Kooper! What have Told you, NO APRIL FOOL'S JOKES! MarioSpiceMeat! Use the guest Bathroom!
Not the set!
---------------------

Another Mystery

Whatever happened to some of the Paper Mario and SMRPG characters?



An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)
(This is GoldenYoshi)
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Terranix

« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2002, 11:04:38 AM »
Answer:

To the numbers, they weren't introduced until the fifth post, so whatever happened to them is inconsquential. They were not originally a part of this topic.

''Loyalty? It is a sickness; suffered by dogs.''
 ~Joe Stalin.

Edited by - Terranix on 4/16/2002 10:08:03 AM
''Loyalty? It is a sickness; suffered by dogs.''
 ~Joe Stalin.

cable04

« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2002, 01:49:08 PM »
why do mushrooms make mario grow?
why do poison mushrooms make mario shrink?
why does a LEAF turn mario into a RACCOON?
again...why does a RACCOON fly?
how do pipes warp mario?

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MadRhetoric

« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2002, 06:23:56 PM »
Why does the Crystal of Reststop Transform Mario into CitrusMan?

Why doesn't Bill or Fred apper in a Mario game?


Why was Mario is Missing so Lame?

Where Exactly DOES Mario live?

Why am I not putting a question mark at the end of this question.
200 characters and nothing to say.

DarthTedd64

« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2002, 06:58:32 PM »
38.  Well, I'm still putting the numbers in, even if no one else is.

Microsoft X-Box unanimously voted "Worst Game Console There Ever Was And Ever Will Be"
I am a Mario Hacker! Specializing in SMB1. Hacks completed: 2
Why is the word ''dictionary'' in the dictionary? If you don't know what a dictionary is, you wouldn't know to look in the dictionary to find the definition of dictionary.
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