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Author Topic: Favorite Mario Quotes  (Read 9004 times)

« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2002, 10:37:18 PM »
"No one, NO ONE, is authorized to kidnap the Princess except ME! It just wouldn't be right!" -Bowser, SMRPG

"They have no IDEA what they're up against! I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can!" -Bowser, SMRPG

"Outta my lap, plumber! Or I'll charge ya rent!" -Bowser, SMBSS

"Give it up Yoshi, you cutie without a navel! Ooopp-forget it..." -Kamek, SMW2:YI





"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?
Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2002, 08:06:32 PM »
Ok, I am SEVERLY impressed with Nintendo Maximus's post: Now only does it show his knowledge of the cartoons and games (I only know a lot about the games) it also proves one of the following two things:

1. He spent 6 hours typing that post
2. He has a 100+ WPM typing speed.

Here are a couple more, they may have been said already... but, MEH they are some of my FAVORITE quotes; they may be other ppl's favorites as well:

How about a fat lip to go with that ugly moustache? - Shyster, SMRPG

Like the moon over
the day, my genius and brawn --
wasted on these fools.

Haiku by Boswer (I think that is how it went), SMRPG
EDIT: I didn't realize this one was just posted, ah well... I LIKE IT ANYWAY!

It may also have lowered some of your other levels, nothing I can do about that...

Chet Rippo (again, this may not be exactly right), Paper Mario

And one by me about a Mario game:

What? You can't even beat the course ghost and you think you can take me?

Me, on MK64.

I'll come up with mroe later.

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 6/23/2002 7:08:07 PM
~I.S.~

« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2002, 11:26:01 PM »
This one isn't real but neither are the Mario brothers
(Luigi is exiting the bathroom as Mario exits the basement reeking of poo)
Mario: Luigi you butt-head!
Luigi: What?!?
Mario: How many times have I told you not to take a dump while I'm testing the plumbing( notices Luigi has been playing Mario's GBA while "mailing his package") and stop playing my gameboy while you're taking a dump!
I thought it was funny


After suffering crippling stomach pains and explosive diareia, Mario is a little more cautious about the mushrooms he eats.
I just peed out my upstairs bedroom window, how was your day?

« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2002, 11:35:21 AM »
I think that's his sig. Anyway, I have a made up one:

Mario: What are you doing?
Luigi: Making posts at TMK.
Mario: Why are you using AOL?!
Luigi: Uh, its so easy?
Bowser: You fool! You're wasting money!
Luigi: Well, I don't have much of a choice.
Iggy: Yes you do, just use dial-up networking.
Luigi: WOW! YOU LEARNED SOMETHING!
Mario: Wait! I just had a thought! Would Luigi be wasting money if he was using the Free Trial?
Luigi: Just the phone bill, but that can't be avoided.
*Everyone walks away, red-faced, except Luigi, who is beaming

I was goofing off. No offense to AOL Users. I really wanted to make fun of Iggy Koopa.

Here's some real ones:

Booster: When will my next bride come from the sky?

Peach: Wait! Hold on! I'm so confused! Mario, let's start with you.
(what happens next depends, I'll say all the ones I know)
(Peach missed, Bowser kisses Mario)
Bowser: Now the Princess and I are allies...HUH?!
(Peach missed, Booster and Bowser kiss Mario)
Booster & Bowser: Tastes like...SANDPAPER! (I might be wrong there, don't remember it clearly)
(Peach kisses Mario, Booster and Bowser kiss each other)
Booster & Bowser: Feels like...SANDPAPER!
(always happens)
Peach (laughing): Now THAT's one for the scrap book!

Mario: Oh, ravioli...Oh, mamamia!

By the way, Nintendo Maximus's post also proved that I have a bad memory, because I now remember some of those posts.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Edited by - MadMario on 7/10/2002 5:07:56 PM
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Insane Steve

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« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2002, 09:08:21 PM »
Ok, one more from SMRPG:

Sheesh, I left my bazooka at home, give me a break here...

That guard from the Mushroom Kingdom

I feel like changing my sig! YAY!

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
~I.S.~

« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2002, 09:40:32 PM »
More SMRPGism!

"I am matter...
I am antimatter...
I can see your past...
I can see your future...
I consume time...
And I will consume you!"     -Culex

"Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee? You can't just go in there with your fists flying!"             -Mallow

"Need coffee. Keep away." -potential response to Gaz's mom

"Yeah...I'm a piece of work, ain't I?! All this power, AND looks too!"   -Bowser

"We're pretty sure Mr. Mustache can't break in here. But that turtle looks pretty mean. He could be trouble!"     -Snifits


"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?
Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2002, 02:26:07 PM »
What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway, gullible soup?

--King Boo

And now for some rapping by Bowser.

Bowser:

I'm K-Man Koopa, and I'm here to say,
I'm a kind, kind king--I'm gonna make your day.

Larry, Wendy, and Roy:

The K-Man has a big suprise,
so listen up, shrooms, and peel your eyes!

Bowser:

Mountains high, to valleys low,
K-Man Koopa is in control!
I rule 'most all the land you see,
but that's still not enough for me,
I want to rule this kingdom too,
and that's just what I plan to do.

Larry, Wendy, and Roy:

Thumbs up, K-Man, here's to you!

Peach:

Cut the rap, Koopa creep. What's your scam?

Bowser:

Chill out, and lend an ear:
I have a proposal for you, my dear.
If you want to live in Har-mo-ny,
you're going to have to marry me!

Peach:

In your dreams, and in my nightmares!

Bowser:

Come on, sweetcakes, we'll make a great pair!
I can do the ruling while you style your hair!
I'll be back for your answer but before I go,
Just remember that if the answer is "no",
Your people will all be TURNED TO STONE!

(lengthy dialogue between Luigi, Peach, and the retainers)

Bowser:

Calm down, now, Princess, it's up to you --
You can marry me or rule statues!
Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week,
Here's a smooch for you sweet cheek.

Edited by - frostbite on 6/29/2002 1:31:14 PM

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2002, 06:30:35 PM »
A conversation between me and my friend yesterday, in the middle of a game of Merry-Go-Chomp in Mario Party 3:

Me: "Hmmmmm I think I am going to use camouflage tactics here." (I am playing as Yoshi and jump on the orange space)
Friend: "You kind of stick out like ummmm somethign green on something orange."

You know what? I got really, really bored one day so I decided to change my signature.
~I.S.~

« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2002, 09:36:15 AM »
I don't like the way you *vaccum noise* sucked up all my freinds.
-king boo
Wake up princess Toadstool! It is I your one and only king, bowser koopa. I'm a turtle as you see a little slow and a little green but on the whole I's say, Super-duper.
-Bowser, ignorance is bliss
Hey splave, what you do today?
Uhhh...
Wrong!
Hey! I got a new super 88 system.
Oh ya? lemme see it!
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