Author Topic: Favorite Mario Quotes (Read 9169 times)

Pyrasaur · « **Reply #15 on:** June 22, 2002, 10:37:18 PM »

"No one, NO ONE, is authorized to kidnap the Princess except ME! It just wouldn't be right!" -Bowser, SMRPG

"They have no IDEA what they're up against! I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can!" -Bowser, SMRPG

"Outta my lap, plumber! Or I'll charge ya rent!" -Bowser, SMBSS

"Give it up Yoshi, you cutie without a navel! Ooopp-forget it..." -Kamek, SMW2:YI

"Like the moon over
the day, my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools."
-Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

Insane Steve · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23, 2002, 08:06:32 PM »

Ok, I am SEVERLY impressed with Nintendo Maximus's post: Now only does it show his knowledge of the cartoons and games (I only know a lot about the games) it also proves one of the following two things:

1. He spent 6 hours typing that post
2. He has a 100+ WPM typing speed.

Here are a couple more, they may have been said already... but, MEH they are some of my FAVORITE quotes; they may be other ppl's favorites as well:

How about a fat lip to go with that ugly moustache? - Shyster, SMRPG

Like the moon over
the day, my genius and brawn --
wasted on these fools.

Haiku by Boswer (I think that is how it went), SMRPG
EDIT: I didn't realize this one was just posted, ah well... I LIKE IT ANYWAY!

It may also have lowered some of your other levels, nothing I can do about that...

Chet Rippo (again, this may not be exactly right), Paper Mario

And one by me about a Mario game:

What? You can't even beat the course ghost and you think you can take me?

Me, on MK64.

I'll come up with mroe later.

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 6/23/2002 7:08:07 PM

Funky Fungus 101 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 23, 2002, 11:26:01 PM »

This one isn't real but neither are the Mario brothers
(Luigi is exiting the bathroom as Mario exits the basement reeking of poo)
Mario: Luigi you butt-head!
Luigi: What?!?
Mario: How many times have I told you not to take a dump while I'm testing the plumbing( notices Luigi has been playing Mario's GBA while "mailing his package") and stop playing my gameboy while you're taking a dump!
I thought it was funny

After suffering crippling stomach pains and explosive diareia, Mario is a little more cautious about the mushrooms he eats.

MadMario · « **Reply #18 on:** June 28, 2002, 11:35:21 AM »

I think that's his sig. Anyway, I have a made up one:

Mario: What are you doing?
Luigi: Making posts at TMK.
Mario: Why are you using AOL?!
Luigi: Uh, its so easy?
Bowser: You fool! You're wasting money!
Luigi: Well, I don't have much of a choice.
Iggy: Yes you do, just use dial-up networking.
Luigi: WOW! YOU LEARNED SOMETHING!
Mario: Wait! I just had a thought! Would Luigi be wasting money if he was using the Free Trial?
Luigi: Just the phone bill, but that can't be avoided.
*Everyone walks away, red-faced, except Luigi, who is beaming

I was goofing off. No offense to AOL Users. I really wanted to make fun of Iggy Koopa.

Here's some real ones:

Booster: When will my next bride come from the sky?

Peach: Wait! Hold on! I'm so confused! Mario, let's start with you.
(what happens next depends, I'll say all the ones I know)
(Peach missed, Bowser kisses Mario)
Bowser: Now the Princess and I are allies...HUH?!
(Peach missed, Booster and Bowser kiss Mario)
Booster & Bowser: Tastes like...SANDPAPER! (I might be wrong there, don't remember it clearly)
(Peach kisses Mario, Booster and Bowser kiss each other)
Booster & Bowser: Feels like...SANDPAPER!
(always happens)
Peach (laughing): Now THAT's one for the scrap book!

Mario: Oh, ravioli...Oh, mamamia!

By the way, Nintendo Maximus's post also proved that I have a bad memory, because I now remember some of those posts.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Edited by - MadMario on 7/10/2002 5:07:56 PM

Insane Steve · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2002, 09:08:21 PM »

Ok, one more from SMRPG:

Sheesh, I left my bazooka at home, give me a break here...

That guard from the Mushroom Kingdom

I feel like changing my sig! YAY!

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

Pyrasaur · « **Reply #20 on:** June 28, 2002, 09:40:32 PM »

More SMRPGism!

"I am matter...
I am antimatter...
I can see your past...
I can see your future...
I consume time...
And I will consume you!" -Culex

"Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee? You can't just go in there with your fists flying!" -Mallow

"Need coffee. Keep away." -potential response to Gaz's mom

"Yeah...I'm a piece of work, ain't I?! All this power, AND looks too!" -Bowser

"We're pretty sure Mr. Mustache can't break in here. But that turtle looks pretty mean. He could be trouble!" -Snifits

"Like the moon over
the day, my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools."
-Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

frostbite · « **Reply #21 on:** June 29, 2002, 02:26:07 PM »

What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway, gullible soup?

--King Boo

And now for some rapping by Bowser.

Bowser:

I'm K-Man Koopa, and I'm here to say,
I'm a kind, kind king--I'm gonna make your day.

Larry, Wendy, and Roy:

The K-Man has a big suprise,
so listen up, shrooms, and peel your eyes!

Bowser:

Mountains high, to valleys low,
K-Man Koopa is in control!
I rule 'most all the land you see,
but that's still not enough for me,
I want to rule this kingdom too,
and that's just what I plan to do.

Larry, Wendy, and Roy:

Thumbs up, K-Man, here's to you!

Peach:

Cut the rap, Koopa creep. What's your scam?

Bowser:

Chill out, and lend an ear:
I have a proposal for you, my dear.
If you want to live in Har-mo-ny,
you're going to have to marry me!

Peach:

In your dreams, and in my nightmares!

Bowser:

Come on, sweetcakes, we'll make a great pair!
I can do the ruling while you style your hair!
I'll be back for your answer but before I go,
Just remember that if the answer is "no",
Your people will all be TURNED TO STONE!

(lengthy dialogue between Luigi, Peach, and the retainers)

Bowser:

Calm down, now, Princess, it's up to you --
You can marry me or rule statues!
Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week,
Here's a smooch for you sweet cheek.

Edited by - frostbite on 6/29/2002 1:31:14 PM

Insane Steve · « **Reply #22 on:** July 04, 2002, 06:30:35 PM »

A conversation between me and my friend yesterday, in the middle of a game of Merry-Go-Chomp in Mario Party 3:

Me: "Hmmmmm I think I am going to use camouflage tactics here." (I am playing as Yoshi and jump on the orange space)
Friend: "You kind of stick out like ummmm somethign green on something orange."

You know what? I got really, really bored one day so I decided to change my signature.

Screech · « **Reply #23 on:** July 05, 2002, 09:36:15 AM »

I don't like the way you *vaccum noise* sucked up all my freinds.
-king boo
Wake up princess Toadstool! It is I your one and only king, bowser koopa. I'm a turtle as you see a little slow and a little green but on the whole I's say, Super-duper.
-Bowser, ignorance is bliss
Hey splave, what you do today?
Uhhh...
Wrong!
Hey! I got a new super 88 system.
Oh ya? lemme see it!
Group x

If it cannot break out of it's shell, the chick will die without being born. We are the chicken. The world is our egg. Smash the world shell! For the revolution of the world!-the student council, "Utena Revolutionary Girl"