What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway, gullible soup?
--King Boo
And now for some rapping by Bowser.
Bowser:
I'm K-Man Koopa, and I'm here to say,
I'm a kind, kind king--I'm gonna make your day.
Larry, Wendy, and Roy:
The K-Man has a big suprise,
so listen up, shrooms, and peel your eyes!
Bowser:
Mountains high, to valleys low,
K-Man Koopa is in control!
I rule 'most all the land you see,
but that's still not enough for me,
I want to rule this kingdom too,
and that's just what I plan to do.
Larry, Wendy, and Roy:
Thumbs up, K-Man, here's to you!
Peach:
Cut the rap, Koopa creep. What's your scam?
Bowser:
Chill out, and lend an ear:
I have a proposal for you, my dear.
If you want to live in Har-mo-ny,
you're going to have to marry me!
Peach:
In your dreams, and in my nightmares!
Bowser:
Come on, sweetcakes, we'll make a great pair!
I can do the ruling while you style your hair!
I'll be back for your answer but before I go,
Just remember that if the answer is "no",
Your people will all be TURNED TO STONE!
(lengthy dialogue between Luigi, Peach, and the retainers)
Bowser:
Calm down, now, Princess, it's up to you --
You can marry me or rule statues!
Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week,
Here's a smooch for you sweet cheek.
Edited by - frostbite on 6/29/2002 1:31:14 PM