AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE GIANT MONSTER COFFEE POT! Oh wait, that's a gnat. With lint.
Anyway, so, you think it'd be cool to be bartender, eh? So do I. Heh.
Anyway, I'll tell you what, LORD_DUKE, you can be assistant bartender. If someone orders a drink and I haven't served it yet, feel free to do so yourself.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.