(wakes up outside bar) Huh? Uh-oh, better call my wife.(picks up phone)Hello? HELLO?........Oh yeah, I never had a wife, but if I did she would have left me due to this sort of thing. Oh well, gimme a beer.........
(after about 7 beers)
Uh oh! There goes mY BrAIn. oH wELl
(drinks 3 more)
DiD YOu kNOW I MEt maRiO? yA, HE lIvES in a gIAnt shOE nEar a PUb. hE anD HIs seVEN DwARfs GReeTeD mE anD We hAd sOme VodKA. ThEn hE sTuck hiS hanD DOwN mY PAntS, bUt bY THen hE waS TUrNInG iNtO A bEAuTiFul cHicK, SO i LeT hIM. ThEn wE gOT it On, bUT aBOut HalFwaY ThROUgH It hE tuRNed baCk iNTo A maN, anD tHen I......ZZZZZZZZZZZZ*BAM*(get whacked on head by bartender)WhaAaaA? oH, ALRiGht, I'lL lEAVe...........uH OH. UrrRgH!(vomits on pool table). ByE byE, MOmmY!*thump*(falls back asleep on floor and is dragged out by friends again)