Author Topic: Mario Bar (Read 691993 times)

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #210 on:** August 19, 2002, 05:01:57 PM »

And the cool free slot machines that resemble the one from SMB3...
Hey, this is cool. We're actually making up a whole environment!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #211 on:** August 19, 2002, 05:03:31 PM »

Umm... Steve, your dad HAD it? He's dead or something?

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #212 on:** August 19, 2002, 08:40:16 PM »

*finishes yoshi animal crackers, heads over to the arcade section and pops few quarters into the donkey kong arcade game* darn that monkey. *wins level one* mwahaha, you can not trick me with your evil schemes and your ridiculasly large barrels!!!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #213 on:** August 19, 2002, 10:50:36 PM »

Hey, all right! Mario Bros.! I dreamed I had one o' these in my room.
Dumb Koopa... er, Shellcreeper.

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Insane Steve · « **Reply #214 on:** August 20, 2002, 09:07:08 PM »

Hmmmmmmm, it is a typo. Note that the "S" and "D" are right next to each other.

*Goes to play slot machine, but spills the B.R. into the machine and breaks it.

Awwwwwwwwwww, CRAP! That was a perfectly good drink!

Cuando yo me siento aquí, reflexionar lo que aconteció exactamente con mi vida, yo me dí cuenta algo. Algo interesar. ... algo que no era bastante correcto... algo que pareció hacer mi vida incompleta... algo que hizo mí se siente vacía adentro.. ¿Tan, usted sabe lo que hice? Absolutamente nada. Era el mejor desicion de mi vida. Mi vida no bastante correcta vacía.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #215 on:** August 20, 2002, 09:08:36 PM »

Hmm. It looks pretty watertight to me.

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Insane Steve · « **Reply #216 on:** August 20, 2002, 09:16:40 PM »

But but but..... MY DRINK!!!!! *sniff*

Cuando yo me siento aquí, reflexionar lo que aconteció exactamente con mi vida, yo me dí cuenta algo. Algo interesar. ... algo que no era bastante correcto... algo que pareció hacer mi vida incompleta... algo que hizo mí se siente vacía adentro.. ¿Tan, usted sabe lo que hice? Absolutamente nada. Era el mejor desicion de mi vida. Mi vida no bastante correcta vacía.

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #217 on:** August 21, 2002, 07:24:32 PM »

awww there there now...um yoshi girl, could you get another B.R. for my friend over here. *goes to snack macine and gets mario shaped oreo cookies* here insane steve, have these.

Super Mario 123187 · « **Reply #218 on:** August 21, 2002, 09:39:19 PM »

Howdy! Bartender? Could I have another lemonade? Hey Cool! A Mario Bros Arcade machine! *Pops in quarter* He he I looooooove this game! Mmmm.... Cheeseburger pie.... Eh? Ack! Stupid Bug! You go squish now! *Smashes bug with piece of Cheesebureger Pie*
Dont ask me where I keep finding these. I reach into my pocket and boom! Theres another piece! Oh well.
*gobbles Pie*
Ewww, there was a bug in it.. Oops! I forgot I was playing Mario Bros! Oh no! Game over.... What is the farthest anyone has ever gotten to in that game? Ive made it to Phase 67 before(though I think I could go farther except it was late and I was sleepy).

The night Santa went crazy, the night Kris Kringle went nuts, now ya can''t hardly walk around the north pole without steppin in reigndeer guts!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #219 on:** August 21, 2002, 10:04:13 PM »

That is a truly unsane (yes, unsane) signature. *jumps on player 2's head* Boy, this is a fun game!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #220 on:** August 23, 2002, 10:56:54 PM »

Boy, this is a dark, quiet place now... where'd everybody go?

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

smb allstars master · « **Reply #221 on:** August 23, 2002, 11:08:12 PM »

errrrr....maybe theyre all passed out? or to make it interesting, FIGHT IN BACK ALLEY!!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!

you really dont know, do you??

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #222 on:** August 23, 2002, 11:32:53 PM »

Oh... well, this will wake them up. Tonight, I present a story of highs and lows. Of Joy and Remorse. Tonight, I give you: THE THREE WORD STORY! (As seen on story boards.) Note: Some content has been edited to ensure quality, and plus, a portion of the game has been retaped due to technical difficulties!
PART 1:
Luigi ate some
Yoshi eggs for
food and Yoshi
got mad at
Mario for not
Eating With Luigi.
Mario got on
Yoshi and played
Yoshi's Road Hunting!
Peach read her
Line and yelled
"I'm very cold!'
so mario went
to the store
And bought cookies!
Mr. T. was
there saying "I
...Pity the foo!"
Then Peach ran
And slapped Mr.T
Out of his
butterfly boxer shorts
Mr.T went over
to peach and
gave her a
Loaf of bread.
(Cause bread's evil)
Peach went and
burned it black
'coz she's dumb.
So Peach said
"Thank you, Mario!
Where did I
put your kiss
but our princess
is in another
House of Pancakes!"
so go there
So Mario went
to the IHOP
for some waffles
but he realized
he needed syrup
He hates syrup.
Captain Syrup loves
playing puzzle games! (hee hee)
Her favorite one
is Yoshi's Cookie.
So Mario ordered...
ten boxes of
Post brand waffles.
Suddenly, Prince Pine
gave Peach a
little pink gift!
It was worth
She opened it.
It was a
picture of Bowser!!!!!!
She took it
to Level 8-4

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/23/2002 10:41:31 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #223 on:** August 23, 2002, 11:34:52 PM »

And now, If I may be so bold, Part 2!!!!!! (this one's a lot shorter.)
One day in
the mushroom kingdom
Mario went to
buy some new
video games for
Peach's new Gamecube
was feeling rather
Rude..."Why Me?"
said he. So
Mario went home
and tried to
Go to the
Bathroom. (WHO CARES?) He stayed
there for a
time. when Mario
Came out it
was time to
eat."But I
just ate!"
said Mario looking
full."But you
went with Olaf
"Never mind..."Mario
said, while he
choked down a
very rare steak
while Toad was
doing laundry and
Then Toad saw
a chartreuse balloon
Wario putting his
face on balloons
and eating sandwiches.
Then came Yoshi
to swallow pizza
"That's it!" yelled
Olaf. Then he
caused a blizzard.
Mario woke up
from a bad
dream and saw
it was reality!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Gooch · « **Reply #224 on:** August 24, 2002, 06:40:34 AM »

Ok, because it seems every one here is in a drunken blur or has run out of ideas to post. I've got free copies of Mario Sunshine for everybody. US version of course.

It''s-a me, Mario !