Author Topic: Mario Bar (Read 698857 times)

Insane Steve · « **Reply #1800 on:** May 31, 2003, 07:12:58 PM »

Twelve point four seconds
Was the time I took writing
This little haiku.

~~Haiku by Insane Steve, written in 12.4 seconds (I used a stopwatch, rofl)

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

CashCrazed · « **Reply #1801 on:** May 31, 2003, 07:17:40 PM »

Ah yes. Haikus have syllabic patterens, and quartets have rhyming patterns. But limerick are a bit harder since they have syllabic AND rhyming patterns(And as a bonus, they have to have SOME sort of humerous value, doesn't matter what, just SOME).

Sapphira · « **Reply #1802 on:** May 31, 2003, 07:18:54 PM »

How would you know the amount of time it would take
If you already wrote it in the make?

(I have several really good poems I wrote. I'll post them later. Grrr...I have to take a stupid shower---and *clean* it at the same time...lousy chores...)

So Ciao
For now!

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #1803 on:** May 31, 2003, 11:12:57 PM »

Each time I come here
My mind becomes more clear and
I think you're all nuts.

~Less than a minute~

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 5/31/2003 10:13:29 PM

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #1804 on:** June 01, 2003, 12:53:45 PM »

how about this:

Screw all of yall

THE END

2 seconds! beat that!

Sapphira · « **Reply #1805 on:** June 01, 2003, 01:35:52 PM »

How enlightening. (1 second)

Quijo · « **Reply #1806 on:** June 01, 2003, 02:55:07 PM »

Mario went to a pub,
on the counter was a plastic tub.
He looked inside
and to his surprise,
It was actually a window, rub-a-dub-dub!

Okay, so that wasn't terribly amusing.

All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.

Sapphira · « **Reply #1807 on:** June 01, 2003, 09:32:48 PM »

...That last line was a bit...pitiful. Here's a last line I just though of:
He noticed there were 3 naked guys!

It goes with "surprise" instead of "-ub", though.

...Is it just me, or have the boards been surprisingly inactive today? Where is everybody?

BTW, I made two more pattern designs at ACC today. If you want to, you can check 'em out--and vote. :P

http://www.animalcrossingcommunity.com/patterns.asp?
Use the search patterns and type in "Sapphira" for the user name. This is what I've been doing all day because no one was here and I couldn't do anything else. ...Saturdays and Sundays are so boring... everybody's doing something...

Sorry...I'm kinda tired. And I have a cold. :(

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

CashCrazed · « **Reply #1808 on:** June 01, 2003, 10:17:32 PM »

And this is what I've been working on this weekend. INTERNET PLAY LIVES!

Sapphira · « **Reply #1809 on:** June 01, 2003, 10:37:34 PM »

Wow. That's truly the most annoying background I've seen.
...Maybe tied with that flashing BG prank you did in the Mario Bar... although the posts blocked most of it out. :P

Actually, right now I'm designing another pattern: Yoshi! ^_^

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #1810 on:** June 02, 2003, 12:07:19 AM »

Nah, that background is cool.
Anyway, how would, say, you and I go about doing some online play of UMB, CashCrazed?

Sapphira · « **Reply #1811 on:** June 02, 2003, 12:34:47 PM »

Groovy! I found my poems! ^_^ Man...my grammar was bad back then... I wrote this one in 8th grade. I corrected it now. It fits perfectly with this time of year...

The Last Day of School

â€˜Twas the last day of school; it was almost 2:20.
I looked out the window; it was very sunny.

We stared at the clock with anticipation
In hopes for the beginning of summer vacation.

The clock was ticking â€“ 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Summer vacation, here I come!

All of the kids were jumping with glee;
We were all shouting, â€œWeâ€™re free! Weâ€™re free!â€

I rushed home quickly to jump in the pool.
But my parents stopped me and said,
â€œYou have summer school!â€

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #1812 on:** June 02, 2003, 02:48:23 PM »

I want to play Internet play with someone.

CashCrazed, that background is horrible. The moving, the text colors, it's just all bad. I understand it's not professional or anything, though, so whatever you want...

Plus: You are an idiot! This post was delayed by precious minutes because of that.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #1813 on:** June 02, 2003, 06:21:01 PM »

that was an awesome poem Sapphira! and now i present to you:
THE BEST PICK-UP LINES EVER! (really...the best)

I love you like a fat kid loves cake

are those pants from outer space, cuz your butt is out of this world!

OH SNAP!

FO SHIZZLE

.....gaaaahhhh! im going gansta! OMG! i just spelled gangster like gangsta! i really am goin gangsta! OH SNAP OFF DA HIZZY FO SHIZZY!

Sapphira · « **Reply #1814 on:** June 02, 2003, 06:29:11 PM »

lol. You got that first one from a line in a song...that my brother listens to CONSTANTLY. Isn't that the #1 hit right now? Heheh...my dad calls it the "Broken Record Song."

And thank you on the poem comment. ;P

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.